Ass-play girl in appt 13...

tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Yessica... said:
A finger up the bum is gay? I guess that means I'm a gay too...hahaha
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I like assplay on a girl

NOT ON ME



I remember the first time I fucked a chick in the ass,


My friend dared me to ask a chick to fuck me that he thought was hot when we were at the bowman grey racetrack in Winston Salem

So he pointed a chick out wearing a white kinda skanky shirt and jeans wearing boots

So I put me a wad of dip in and went up to her and said this cheesy ass shit

" damn you look so good in them sexy ass pants, id like to see them on my floor like right now"

Well ik she whould just say no or some bullshit girls usely say

But she stopped and looked at me dead in my fucking eyes

My internal thought was

"OH FUCK IM GONNA GET SLAPPED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND"

She said im glad you didn't say and your panties cuz im not wear none

So my testosterone started pumping and I was like

Ohhh yeah thats how I get shit done

RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT THAT

I spit some juice out and it landed right on her damn boots and she gave the most blood curling scream and said

YOU FUCKER THOSE WERE 250 BUCKS and left

So I went to him and said I blew it hahaha


And out the corner of my eye I see a nice looking girl in plaid and I said


Shit boy it aunt over yet so I go up to her and say

I like your legs they whould be perfect wrapped around my neck

And she said sorry not interested

And I said why

And she said im not into one night stands

And I said oh well it chould be more than one time in a night so she chuckled and said ohh that type of thing and I said

Yeah hahaha and started to walk away and she said this

"Ever fuck a girl in the ass???"

and I stuttered a little and said

N, n, no

Well one thing lead to another and we were at her little shitty ass trailer

And I did the nasty thing to do and licked her asshole a little and tried to shove my dick in there and it wouldn't go in

So I said shit I guess it won't go in

And we screwed around and found some petroleum jelly

I set the mood again ate her ass out and all and I


Did that shit like a champ


Hahaha loved it ever since

Sahara was her name

My ex didn't like it tho

Thats not why we broke up tho
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I knew a guy in high school, that bragged about the fact that he could jerk-it by only massaging the prostate. He was uber happy to find an alternative "means to an ends".

I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I would prefer gloves though....that's how the nurses do it!

(I'm not a nurse)
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I know the situation would be TOTALLY different in the heat of passion. But one time, the same special friend that this story was about - farted naked in front of me...it may even have been this very time.

Anywho - once you see an asshole fart up close - it kind of changes you. It looked like that monster in Star Wars that digests a person for 1000 years. Minus all the teeth...
 
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