car payment = sex twice a week

[Stoney McFried]

Shit sixteen guys is nothing...I know girls around here who've had many more. I myself have had 11. Guys usually average that and more,so if a woman wants to sleep around, fair's fair.

The worst woman i've slept with had had sex with 16 other guys before me..She only told me AFTER we had unprotected sex.

Chlamydia anyone?


I know i hated life after that bitch.

But i'm all clean now. -hurrah's-

 

[tipsgnob]

it won't wear out...so who cares if it's used a little....

 

[Stoney McFried]

You gotta try on different shoes before you decide to buy them.

it won't wear out...so who cares if it's used a little....

 

[tipsgnob]

there should be rental shoes....

 

[txhomegrown]

it won't wear out...so who cares if it's used a little....

Once you get in past the worn out part its still nice and tight.

 

[Stoney McFried]

That's right....it's called kegels...every woman should do them. I heard douching with alum helps too, but I think that may be a wives tale.

Once you get in past the worn out part its still nice and tight.

 

[tipsgnob]

I like wives tail....

 

[Stoney McFried]

Well, Get a girl to try and let me know. It's a half teaspoon alum to a cup of water, wait 15 minutes, and you should be good to go.

I like wives tail....

 

[tipsgnob]

it's like the man and woman that having a fight, so the guys say, "I am leaving to get some new pussy" and the wife said, "If your dick was 2 inches longer you could get new pussy here"....

 

[Stoney McFried]

There should be a store where you could go and trade the old ones in, huh?

it's like the man and woman that having a fight, so the guys say, "I am leaving to get some new pussy" and the wife said, "If your dick was 2 inches longer you could get new pussy here"....

 

[PETE247]

it's like the man and woman that having a fight, so the guys say, "I am leaving to get some new pussy" and the wife said, "If your dick was 2 inches longer you could get new pussy here"....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yeah that is funny.....

 

[Stoney McFried]

What's the difference between young pussy and old pussy? Young pussy you can pull apart and watch it snap back together...old pussy you can push together and watch it fall apart....

 

[PETE247]

lmao...Stoney you remind me of a few gals I know in Vegas.....

 

[Stoney McFried]

Shhhhhhh what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

lmao...Stoney you remind me of a few gals I know in Vegas.....

 

[tipsgnob]

your scaring me....I am older...you know...but I have never had older than 33 year old pussy...

 

[PETE247]

Stoney's joke puts the image of saggy baggy elephant tits into my head and i still cant stop laughing when i think about it......

 

[dagobaker]

getting ready to hit a 36 year old that has not the greatest body of all time
i just cant bring her to my grow house so im not sure where......

 

[reefcouple]

i would have to assume that because your asking others their opinion it must conflict with your own consience/morals and ethics... So to some it may be ok??? In yours I would GUESS no.. Personally I wouldn't....

 

[dagobaker]

i just want to get laid once or twice a week and have no attachments
my place just isnt set up for visitors so i need to jump through some hoops fuck im screwed

 

[Grown4daClub]

i just want to get laid once or twice a week and have no attachments
my place just isnt set up for visitors so i need to jump through some hoops fuck im screwed

LOL.. No your place is "not set up for visitors" so that means your not getting screwed.... Sorry