Anyone know anything about mini bikes?

[WHATFG]

trust me, if I had any choice in the matter I'd be keeping it. The thing is a blast to ride.

The guy that sold it to me smoked me out on dank before I rode it home.

So I'm riding through wooded back roads on the little mini bike, high as hell with "born to be wild" playing through my head... going about 20mph max.

I almost pissed my pants laughing!!

 

[iamnobody]

Wife just told me that she doesn't care if I keep it as a toy, but doesn't want me driving it in traffic

 

[a senile fungus]

Wife just told me that she doesn't care if I keep it as a toy, but doesn't want me driving it in traffic

A reasonable woman; keep her forever.

 

[Commander Strax]

wear a helmut!