The Drunk Thread!

[mr sunshine]

you obviously mean business wearing those gloves.

I only put them on when I'm going to drink or fuck!!

 

[Pinworm]

I only put them on when I'm going to drink or fuck!!

Have I mentioned lately that I would totally drink your bathwater?

 

[MightyMike530]

 

[Pinworm]

My favorite is when he shits in his hand and slings it at the crowd "Here's your breakfast bitch!!""

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

best kind of beer

 

[Pinworm]

I swear that today, not doing heroin will be easy as pissing...And on that day, I'll stop talking so much shit about the government....

 

[Dyna Ryda]

... deliciousness

you're lucky to live close to where it's made. I really like great white but the only place here I can get it is yard house, on tap.

 

[mr sunshine]

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Your Way To young to be in here little buddy.. @Yessica... come get your fucken kid!

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Yessica...]

Your Way To young to be in here little buddy.. @Yessica... come get your fucken kid!

SPOILER ALERT - he's NOT really my kid!

 

[Metasynth]

SPOILER ALERT - he's NOT really my kid!
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You shouda never claimed responsibility for him...He's a bad seed...

 

[Pinworm]

You shouda never claimed responsibility for him...He's a bad seed...

I still really love you.

 

[Metasynth]

I still really love you.

I love junkfood...I wanna eats it all, but I can't have any . I'm on a diet, cause I'm fat, and fatties disgust you

 

[Yessica...]

You shouda never claimed responsibility for him...He's a bad seed...

I think he's a just a kid.

And I think if someone were to judge me forever on the way that I was when I was 19, people would think I was a bulimic, self-injuring, agoraphobic, selfish asshole - forever!

Buuuuut - luckily you can grow out of a lot of that shit.

I turned out kinda ok.

Hella crazy still - just much more productive ways of dealing with it...

 

[Pinworm]

I love junkfood...I wanna eats it all, but I can't have any . I'm on a diet, cause I'm fat, and fatties disgust you

Pfft. Baby, you are so hot, you deserve all the yummies. You!!! ::::::hugs:::::::loves:::::::::::::

 

[Metasynth]

I think he's a just a kid.

And I think if someone were to judge me forever on the way that I was when I was 19, people would think I was a bulimic, self-injuring, agoraphobic, selfish asshole - forever!

Buuuuut - luckily you can grow out of a lot of that shit.

I turned out kinda ok.

Hella crazy still - just much more productive ways of dealing with it...

You'll see.....

 

[Metasynth]

Pfft. Baby, you are so hot, you deserve all the yummies. You!!! ::::::hugs:::::::loves:::::::::::::

I'm dieting so I look hawt for Halloween in Vegas, baby. Open invite....

 

[Yessica...]

You'll see.....

 

[Pinworm]

I'm dieting so I look hawt for Halloween in Vegas, baby. Open invite....

I'm gonna be so awesome looking. I'm gonna bribe Yessi to do my zombie makeup.

 

[Metasynth]

I need costume ideas...I was gonna go as an exhibitionist and fuck my girlfriend in as many public places as possible.........

Hence the diet.....