The Drunk Thread!

[Steve French]

Love Gun

Had to go with the fourth king and not that shitty band Kiss.

 

[Steve French]

cigs here are like 7-14$

Gotta getsh em off the resherve.

 

[Pinworm]

Gotta getsh em off the resherve.

You said getsh 'em off.

 

[Steve French]

You said getsh 'em off.

That might lower the price even further.

 

[mainliner]

A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
"Beersex."

 

[Pinworm]

A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
"Beersex."

Ok. Alright.

 

[ChingOwn]

I dont get it

 

[mainliner]

Ok. Alright.

$$$Ko thgirlla

 

[Pinworm]

$$$Ko thgirlla

Alright$$

 

[mainliner]

I dont get it

ok ,,,ha ha

 

[mainliner]

$$$$$ shame ok alright$$$

 

[Pinworm]

I just farted out of my mouth.

 

[ChingOwn]

I just farted out of my mouth.

what did it taste like?

 

[mainliner]

I dont get it

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[Pinworm]

what did it taste like?

Taco bell.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I just farted out of my mouth.

Did it smell?

 

[ChingOwn]

Taco bell.

Oooooooooooh thats good stuff roll up the windows and hot box it

 

[Pinworm]

Did it smell?

Hella bad tho.

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

drinkin time, watchin scarface over