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[mainliner]

I beg your pardon? This is the 'ask Strax any question' thread, yes? I asked a question which was pretty open, and Strax gave an answer. I agree with his answer askapro was fucking value added content. 100%
If every time i mention your name you feel the implication is 'dick', i think that says more about you than me.
it seems to me you've been getting quite a lot of flack in the recent past, and again, that has little to do with me. You could have been something other than a figure of fun/joke/dick, but you chose the route that came naturally to you. Now wear your badge with pride.
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i shake my head in pity

 

[Growan]

I fully regect your 'pity', bellend

 

[KLITE]

How does one become a refugee?

 

[yktind]

How many Eggs can be placed in one basket before needing a second? Or is it just never put all eggs in one basket? What if you only have one egg? Should I just break it and start over?

 

[Growan]

How many Eggs can be placed in one basket before needing a second? Or is it just never put all eggs in one basket? What if you only have one egg? Should I just break it and start over?

one egg per basket. Safety first. Not to be confused with safety in numbers, where eggs are concerned, but that's a different kettle of fish.

 

[yktind]

I forgot the question but here is the answer:

 

[KLITE]

Whats the difference between a bad motherfucker and a hardcore motherfucker? Can you become either of them or do you have to be born into it? Is there an entity that issues certification? Is this taught in schools?

 

[Commander Strax]

Is PCP the only drug known to man that would cause a large person to rush a police officer who is carrying a gun?

have you ever heard of Tequila?

 

[Commander Strax]

Ok, so we have purses, bags and clutch bags. Just depends on the style. Essentially they all carry the same crap.

My question:- why does the clothes size USA 2 seem so small? Like 2 sizes above kids clothes or what? Just bought some nice khaki trousers.

the fatter Americans get the smaller the clothing manufactures make the clothes in an attempt to make people feel bad.

 

[Commander Strax]

What would you do if no internet?

I would have to go back to rubbing it out to the bra ads in the newspaper

 

[Commander Strax]

How many degrees must each angle be on a 5 point star to be perfect?
Just curious,
Pretty basic math to figure out

 

[Commander Strax]

How many Eggs can be placed in one basket before needing a second? Or is it just never put all eggs in one basket? What if you only have one egg? Should I just break it and start over?

start doing "eggs in a basket" like this and you need not worry about breaking, they are supposed to be broken

 

[Commander Strax]

Whats the difference between a bad motherfucker and a hardcore motherfucker? Can you become either of them or do you have to be born into it? Is there an entity that issues certification? Is this taught in schools?

Bad Mother Fuckers have the wallet

 

[mr sunshine]

start doing "eggs in a basket" like this and you need not worry about breaking, they are supposed to be broken

Looks like a recipe for burnt toast and runny eggs!

 

[KLITE]

What does it men when someone forgets to tie their shoelace?

 

[Yessica...]

What does it men when someone forgets to tie their shoelace?

THIS:

 

[KLITE]

What is the legal standard method for jaywalking in america?

 

[Yessica...]

What is the legal standard method for jaywalking in america?

If you mean the legal ramifications - I'm a Canuck and don't know that much about your laws...but I have played Grand Theft Auto...so I think it's probably like this:

The coppers are really there for that little dude on the sidelines. He's totally ABOUT to jaywalk. It's like Minority Report in the US of A - they get cha BEFORE you even do anything...

 

[KLITE]

No woman i was more like meaning do you look left or right first? What colour do your shoes have to be? What foot must be put forward first etcetc

 

[Yessica...]

No woman i was more like meaning do you look left or right first? What colour do your shoes have to be? What foot must be put forward first etcetc

I've never been good at crossing the street...

Better wait for the Commander on THIS one...