The "I just masturbated" thread

[Hookabelly]

AHAHHAHA masturbation you sick fucks!

You had to google the word masturbation? One handed?

 

[KLITE]

You had to google the word masturbation? One handed?

Nah man i type with my feet cause my instrument is an at two hand job

 

[a senile fungus]

Nah man i type with my feet cause my instrument is an at two hand job

One for the microscope, the other for the tweezers.

Yup, I get what you're saying

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[Hookabelly]

One for the microscope, the other for the tweezers.

Yup, I get what you're saying

Sent from my Nexus 5 using Rollitup mobile app

Ouch. LOL

 

[iconoclast]

I'm already on 2

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Too late to make this a poll I suppose?

 

[KLITE]

One for the microscope, the other for the tweezers.

Yup, I get what you're saying

Sent from my Nexus 5 using Rollitup mobile app

Man do you have ANY CLUE how happy i am for nano technology?

 

[mudminer]

Hmmmmm. Nap time.

 

[ChingOwn]

I jacked it to some nice anal fisting today I clicked on it non the wiser expecting this to be a two person job...lady bent over with another person putting their fist up her ass....boy was i surprised to find out anal fisting is a solo affair you oil up, bend over and slowely guide your fist into your own ass...guess I pretty much had stick with whatever i started with since I was doing the old around the legger so it feels like somebody else is doing it..kinda hard to click around using that technique.

 

[tytheguy111]

I jerked off so hard I got a finger in the piss hole ouch

Fucking hurt

And now ik what chicks feel like

 

[TakeTheTicket]

I had a shower session this morning. I used some garnier fructis, and my left hand. My hand still smells really good.

If I try to fap or fuck in the shower I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack. I'm not overweight at all; I think its the heat and humidity.. I should probably see a cardiologist...

 

[KLITE]

 

[puffdatchronic]

I just used my girlfriends vagina to masturbate with. Was very pleasing.

as for jerking , I found some pretty good stuff a few weeks ago, google search allana and cathy creampie 2 dozen

 

[WHODAT@THADOR]

I just used my girlfriends vagina to masturbate with. Was very pleasing.

as for jerking , I found some pretty good stuff a few weeks ago, google search allana and cathy creampie 2 dozen

No pictures it didn't happen......

 

[Commander Strax]

 

[mr sunshine]

Sometimes when I get cum on my hand it's a weird texture and nearly impossible to wipe off. U need soap and not just any soaps u need dawn!!

 

[Singlemalt]

Sometimes when I get cum on my hand it's a weird texture and nearly impossible to wipe off. U need soap and not just any soaps u need dawn!!

oh, never mind

 

[Commander Strax]

Sometimes when I get cum on my hand it's a weird texture and nearly impossible to wipe off. U need soap and not just any soaps u need dawn!!

does your cock look like this???

 

[mr sunshine]

oh, never mind

Lol I can't believe u passed that one up..It was wide open!