How Often Do You Shower..?

How often do you shower ..?

  • More than once a day

    Votes: 7 16.7%
  • Once a day

    Votes: 23 54.8%
  • Every second day

    Votes: 6 14.3%
  • Twice a week

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Once per week

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Two times a month

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Once per month

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • Total voters
    42
  • Poll closed .

vostok

Well-Known Member
Two weeks ago this model I'm dating moved in ..she makes the big bucks in hair and hands with the occasional
legs/feet portfolios, shes up every Goddamn morning at 5am, and spends 90 Goddamn minutes in the bathroom, every morning getting ready for her daily shoot that starts at 7.30am and goes to about 10.30am

Now I just know theres no guy or vibrator in my bathroom, so its the same every morning ...its really fucking exhausting, shower ...hair ..make up ..then theres the compulsory 25 minutes of trying stuff on and then getting dressed, she changes into the clients clothes at the shoot anyway..?

After the photographer has done his thing, she has another shower another 45 minutes of re applying the hair make up etc etc ..by 2pm shes back home ..where, if I 'm in town, I'll spend the afternoon pleasing her ..then she has another shower ...while I toke and abuse my buddies here at RIU ...lol
later in the evening she will have another shower before turning in for the night ..

She don't smoke weed if ever(typical) and is tolerant of me toking, but its just occurred to her thats she's never seen me in the shower ..so I told her the truth.
I rarely shower, .. once a week if that, preferring a Turkish bath once a month ....
yes.. I thought should would freak ...I know you just did ...lol but to my surprise she just kissed me, said she loved my smell anyway.. rolled over and fell asleep ....????
So the question is 'How often do you shower'
 
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lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
A modeling job everyday for 3 hours and she does her own make-up? Wow! Thats unbelievable. Or is it just fittings?
What versatility to model legs, feet and hair? Dont think I've ever come across that, even in London.

I think you mean she has a few castings during the week (in which case she would get herself ready).

When I was working I'd have one shower in the
morning and turn up with nothing at the studio. The client is paying for a blank canvas after all.
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
A modeling job everyday for 3 hours and she does her own make-up? Wow! Thats unbelievable. Or is it just fittings?
What versatility to model legs, feet and hair? Dont think I've ever come across that, even in London.

I think you mean she has a few castings during the week (in which case she would get herself ready).

When I was working I'd have one shower in the
morning and turn up with nothing at the studio. The client is paying for a blank canvas after all.
She does her own make up at home..at work she has a whole crowd of giggling gays to pamper her and her buddies, a scene that turns my stomach, she makes more money in hands than legs, which is crazy a very small market indeed, I'm too busy with the other parts to comment at this stage ....lol
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
Once a day and because I go swimming every morning. On the days I don't swim and weekends...meh it depends how ambitious I am.
I tried this once ...fucking never again, ...my skin itched wit that chemical they got, I even tried to sue the $$%%$#ers, but the lawyer said I'd loose
those chems do serious damage to your skin, not to mention those community diseases that you get ...like TB, warts etc etc ....UGH
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
damn i bet you smell so good i wish i could smell you through my computer i just want to stick my nose in your greasy hair and smell your armpits and feet all day
Yawn onther dumbass RIU troll...to many comments with no commitment ..read the post dumbass

...but to my surprise she just kissed me, said she loved my smell anyway.. rolled over and fell asleep ....????
So the question is 'How often do you shower'
 

KLITE

Well-Known Member
No they dont and neither do golden showers!

Anyway, I shower at least once a day with a huge BLUE BAR OF SOAP!! :) lol
AHAHAHHA had me laughing that, i cant actually believe you rocked the whole click of it!Comedy skit worthy! btw i forgot my phone in another place dont know if i missed a txt.
 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
I shower a few times a week unless I'm a disgusting fuck. Anyway to the meat of this burrito:

@vostok your lady sounds hot but there's no way in fuck I'd tolerate that shit. She's going to be a god damn mental case once her shit gets older. Women pretty much all turn to shit in their mid to late 30's- and the ones who are the high maintenance ones take it the hardest. Be glad she's into your stinky ass but dude she's going to take it hard once she doesn't get 50 guys staring at her when she walks down the street. The ones focused on image tend to be the least stable mentally... Just my thoughts
 

KLITE

Well-Known Member
Actually im a believer that showers are wastefull and such, i can honestly take a whore bath just as good with about 10/15 liters of water and save all sorts of everything. I actually used to habe a whore bathing group before the whole thing went and changed, a lot of people you wouldnt belive were members.
 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
AHAHAHHA had me laughing that, i cant actually believe you rocked the whole click of it!Comedy skit worthy! btw i forgot my phone in another place dont know if i missed a txt.
Pics or it didn't happen!!

Yes I did text you earlier. Can't remember what I wrote tho?! Lol. Been in the centre and Kush has reopened !?! Wtf. 420 opened for a day but the Urbana turned up and found an Italian guy working falta NIE. Closed again. I've been in THC club, tienen super lemon haze. They asked for my NIE on arrival. Strictly no tourists now.
 
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