The Drunk Thread!

[Pinworm]

I'll see you that. And, raise you up one.

 

[sunni]

isee that and i raise you 2000's

 

[Pinworm]

isee that and i raise you 2000's

Fits to eat you and Nelly's brains!!!!

 

[sunni]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Getting sloppy trashed on cheap beers, and enchilada bites. I farted earlier and almost shit allover the back of my pants.

If you have bitters 2-4 dashes of aromaitc bitters will liven up the most shitty of beer.
Pro tip.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I would love to have a pull off what @The Outdoorsman @Singlemalt or @BarnBuster is drinking on. Three people that have great taste in Whiskey/Bourbon.

Wild turkey 101 be what I'm pouring ya, favorite buy for 20$.
And you can have the other half of this case as long as you keep up with me.
My half is gone.
Oh and there's leftover spaghetti in a pan there, sauce made from tomato's from garden.

 

[Garden Boss]

My 12pk is gone.. trimming machine is turned off for the night

 

[Pinworm]

Sounds like your got up and go must of got up and went!

 

[Garden Boss]

Sounds like your got up and go must of got up and went!

Woah...

 

[Pinworm]

Woah...

 

[Garden Boss]

 

[Garden Boss]

Just so you know you just posted my Moms fav band, then one of my Dads. Did you swing back in the 80's??

 

[Pinworm]

Just so you know you just posted my Moms fav band, then one of my Dads. Did you swing back in the 80's??

I very well could be your dad.

 

[Garden Boss]

I very well could be your dad.

 

[Pinworm]

On a Tuesday afternoon, my mom walked into my room and said, get the fuck up out of bed, and get a god damned job. So, I told her hey, hey, Fuck you, mom. And, I through the phone at her head. But, I missed and hit her in the snatch. So, I slammed the door in her face. Don't ever march in my room, or I'll kick your ass, and call the cops, and tell them I'm abused. And you'll wind up in jail. While I snowboard in veil, no one to post your bail, cause daddy loves me more. He says that youre a...

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Pinworm]

10 in the ams. And, I'm skipping breakfast, and having a beverage to ignore it all. Coz ignorance is bliss, and I've come to embrace it. It's all fucking overated. Except drugs and alcohols.

 

[Steve French]

Got the guinness flowing. I thought the irish were all hardcore alcoholics, yet this guinness here, most popular beer in Ireland, has as much alcohol as a local light beer.

 

[murderouspanda]

12 pack of dos equis and 1/8 of some pine...good night tonight

 

[thump easy]

this is a through back i substitute the liriks to ssp SOUTH SIDE POMONA