The Drunk Thread!

[thump easy]

im busting some seriouse radiuses on the job sight hot day and a six of heineken im straight for tonight..

 

[thump easy]

im about to take a shower and light this mother fucker up budda lover and i not talking about he breeder just the flower

 

[MOON SHINER]

5 Busch Light Beers (The name is funny lol)
5 shots Fighting Cock Kentucky straight Bourbon (Bought it tonight because the name was funny)
5 Shots Darby's Special Reserve Irish Whiskey Small Batch

A joint
A chillum
3 bowls of fine cannabis
and I grabbed my girl's boobs

 

[Steve French]

I prefer the old acoustical bands, but for the modern punkish ones, Flogging Molly are pretty damn good.

 

[Pinworm]

I prefer the old acoustical bands, but for the modern punkish ones, Flogging Molly are pretty damn good.

Whatsup chicken butt?

 

[Steve French]

Fuck all bud, it's a terrible circumstance, just can't finding anybody on the internet or anywhere to drink copious amounts with on a Thursday.

Good old Canadian classic. Even got er on vinyl.

 

[Pinworm]

Fuck all bud, it's a terrible circumstance, just can't finding anybody on the internet or anything to drink copious amounts with on a Thursday.

Good old Canadian classic. Even got er on vinyl.

Bummer. Hopefully a few dranks from now your penis will grow back. And, maybe one day we can meet up and I can borrow some money from you. I'm good for it.

 

[Steve French]

I got maybe five buksh available.

 

[Pinworm]

I got maybe five buksh available.

That should be fine for now. But you're gonna have to pony up some more real soon, or I'm dumping your ass.

 

[Steve French]

These fuckers don't get enough reps.

 

[Pinworm]

These fuckers don't get enough reps.

I will see you that and raise you Shane McGowan.

 

[Steve French]

Those are some nice choppers. Grand tune though. Play it on my guitar all the time. I don't have quite the whiskey soaked voice though.

 

[Pinworm]

Those are some nice choppers. Grand tune though. Play it on my guitar all the time. I don't have quite the whiskey soaked voice though.

Use some pliers and remove a few front teeth for starters. Proceed with drinking a few gallons of paint thinner. That should do wonders.

 

[Steve French]

Gotta give you props for turning me on to Christy Moore, Delirium Tremens is an essential part of any of my latest drinking sessions.

 

[ChingOwn]

I will see you that and raise you Shane McGowan.

I felt that one

 

[Pinworm]

Gotta give you props for turning me on to Christy Moore, Delirium Tremens is an essential part of any of my latest drinking sessions.

Oh shuttup. Don't enable me, butthole. We both know I'm just a fucking creep with decent taste in musics.

 

[Steve French]

Oh shuttup. Don't enable me, butthole. We both know I'm just a fucking creep with decent taste in musics.

Musical taste overrides all, I'm friends with any rapist or terrorist that likes the good stuff.

 

[Pinworm]

Musical taste overrides all, I'm friends with any rapist or terrorist that likes the good stuff.

I'll drink to that. (in my dirty pink glass)

 

[Steve French]

Me old granddad was a lifelong alcoholic. Came from the laughably named town of Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Used to jam this one on the accordion.

 

[Pinworm]

Me old granddad was a lifelong alcoholic. Came from the laughably named town of Peterhead, Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Used to jam this one on the accordion.

No shit the squeezebox? That's too fucking cool. Lol peterhead.