The "I just masturbated" thread

[Pinworm]

what does rip danyboy mean please ive been absent

He got sick of the homophobia and banned 30 or 40 assholes from the UK thread like a fucking boss. It only started out as 1 or 2 assholes, but then they called him a faggot, so he started starting picking them off, one by one. They had to give him the boot cause he refused to stop. This was maybe a month or two ago. I forget. Sure do miss him though.

 

[Singlemalt]

He got sick of the homophobia and banned 30 or 40 assholes from the UK thread like a fucking boss. It only started out as 1 or 2 assholes, but then they called him a faggot, so he started starting picking them off, one by one. They had to give him the boot cause he refused to stop. This was maybe a month or two ago. I forget. Sure do miss him though.

It was epic and I don't say that lightly....kinda like a Viking berserker in 6th gear

 

[Pinworm]

It was epic and I don't say that lightly....kinda like a Viking berserker in 6th gear

Yea, kinda exactly like that!

 

[Kodank Moment]

I just came here to say I'm finished.

 

[Skuxx]

I just came here to say I'm finished.

I'm almost there, your avatar is helping a bit but I need you to help a little more. Oh shit it starts moving when I clikc you name, thanks

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I just came here to say I'm finished.

Big medium or small load?

 

[Pinworm]

Big medium or small load?

Also, please describe the texture.

 

[Skuxx]

and the coloration

 

[Hookabelly]

I was going to masturbate since it's been a few days but instead I asked my lady if she wanted to have sex. Looks like I'm going to have sex instead.

Why do men ask? (not asked in a bitchy way) seriously want to know

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Because it's easier than digging through all the shoes in the closet to find the ouiga board.

 

[Indagrow]

I leave cum in the strangest of places.

 

[Metasynth]

I leave cum in the strangest of places.

Like the back of a Volkswagon Bug?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

SOmetimes I waffle between redheads, big dicks, POV MILFS, and secretary, sometimes many others. IT's kind of like Russian roulette..... where do I blow???? Sometimes, I'll try to go back to an especially hot pic as its going off. Kind of funny, but it also kind of ruins it.

 

[skunkd0c]

what does rip danyboy mean please ive been absent

HIV+ ~ Aids
He died sadly

 

[ChingOwn]

When I was sixteen I became a cunning linguist for the first time, she started spazing and making demon noises, and I still had my under roos on, and I started humping the bed, she came and so did I in my shorts, but I was sixteen so It didn't go soft and I boned her anyways....I just jacked off thinking about that..guess I just masturbated to me masturbating but like in my mind. FUCK YA!!

 

[Hookabelly]

When I was sixteen I became a cunning linguist for the first time, she started spazing and making demon noises, and I still had my under roos on, and I started humping the bed, she came and so did I in my shorts, but I was sixteen so It didn't go soft and I boned her anyways....I just jacked off thinking about that..guess I just masturbated to me masturbating but like in my mind. FUCK YA!!

The most disturbing part of any of that is that you wore underoos at age 16…He Man maybe? or Ninja Turtles?

 

[ChingOwn]

The most disturbing part of any of that is that you wore underoos at age 16…He Man maybe? or Ninja Turtles?

Power Rangers......He Man? geeze Im not that old

 

[Hookabelly]

Power Rangers......He Man? geeze Im not that old

LOL They're all the same to me. How old is He man? the 80's?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

What about Pinworm-man. Did he get banned? Wtf?

 

[Hookabelly]

What about Pinworm-man. Did he get banned? Wtf?

I don't think so. Not according to Sunni on another thread (can't remember which…) But he was posting here on Sat. Posted to someone's wall