car payment = sex twice a week

[40acres]

One time a guy emailed me and the name of his company was phatman's phacials.Dummy me, I thought he was referring to skin cream, so I email him back...he says, "Well, from your pics, I think you have the face for it.Facials, that is.." And I said, "So, my face looks like a jack rag?"

I am going to take it for granted that that is a rhetorical question. I am going to use the phatman phacial thing though.. Stoney said "jack rag"

 

[ta2drvn]

Phatman's Phacials.... kiss-ass that is soo funny.... LOL

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah, my life experiences bring amusement to all.

Phatman's Phacials.... kiss-ass that is soo funny.... LOL

 

[dagobaker]

i love ending my orgasm on a girls face as much or more than the next guy but her swallowing it feels 100x better imo.........a girl that does that can get away with much more bullshit from me any day......too bad they are rare

 

[whulkamania]

what's this friendship shit???I thought we were talking about pussy........p.s. I still jerk off.....

Everybody still jacks off!.

Jerk.
Jack.
Masturbate.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Is that tourettes?

Everybody still jacks off!.

Jerk.
Jack.
Masturbate.