Bu$hleaguer's AMA

[Dyna Ryda]

Do you believe anything ^^this guys says on here?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Excuse me sir, do you have prince Albert in a can?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Do you prefer meat or fish?

Probably fish, but since I moved to TX high quality meat is more prevalent than high quality seafood, so I eat fish less often than I used to.

 

[Diabolical666]

Yo Bush...if you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?




edit: this is gonna be good

 

[Diabolical666]

Bush, If you had a week to live, how would you spend it?

 

[Diabolical666]

Bush, what was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Why?

Are you serious? I just told you that.

Shit so you really did just do it for the 10 dollars? Fuck i thought we had something special

It was 8.14 Euros, actually.

@bu$hleaguer

What is that thing in your avatar? (I have been wondering for some time now.)

I know that you replaced the face with a Pinworm avatar face...

~PEACE~

I don't know. I play a lot of online chess and it's my avatar for that too. I found it many years ago while screwing around on the web and have used it since pretty much. I usually tell people it's a picture of my mom right before she passed away due to passing a gargantuan crunch that ruined her anus and eventually led to her death.

Do you believe anything ^^this guys says on here?

Some things, yeah. But not anything that has to do with him being God.

Excuse me sir, do you have prince Albert in a can?

No.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Yo Bush...if you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?




edit: this is gonna be good

You mean other than pummeling the fuck outta my asshole? Wow, good question.

I'd have dudes buy me stuff. Drinks, meals, whatever, just buy me shit.

I'd get pulled over by a cop for going cray cray and then I'd suck his cock and get no ticket!

 

[Diabolical666]

how'd I know there was going to be ass play involved...lol

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Have you ever rubbed one out in your restaurant? Or at a restaurant?

Yep. Hahaha I've used the sink but I've rocked a urinal a few times too. In one of those tall wall urinals that go to the floor if you look down at the shiny stainless disc from the right angle you get a reflection of your own face- you can pretty much chuck a pile of half people on your own face.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

He is my father and he teaches quadriplegics sign language.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

@Singlemalt

what do you call a drive by what involves singlemalt driving
a fruit roll up

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Bush, If you had a week to live, how would you spend it?

I would visit a hospital and go to the newborns and watch them for a little while. Life is super amazing and I think seeing the beginning of other lives would make me feel comfortable about my own ending.

Then I'd want to go to the beach. I used to summer at a beach house on Cape Cod for many years. I also lived in the Carribbean and San Diego so I feel really relaxed and comfortable on a beach.

 

[Singlemalt]

@Singlemalt

what do you call a drive by what involves singlemalt driving
a fruit roll up

???

Starved for attention newfie?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

???

Starved for attention newfie?

nah im bored decided to make a gay joke

 

[WHATFG]

You can take 3 things to a deserted island...what are they?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

1.weed
2. zig zags
3. beer


4. loose my mind because i forgot the fucking lighter again

 

[Singlemalt]

nah im bored decided to make a gay joke

That means yes. Best you hang in your drunk thread, there is less mercy out here

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

that thread is pretty dead recently :/

 

[bu$hleaguer]

You can take 3 things to a deserted island...what are they?

Fire starter
Sauce pan
Knife