The differences between the Democratic Party and the Republican Party

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In my opinion, THE problem is that politicians have so much influence to sell. Adhering to the constitution and having a weak federal government would limit the problem; give them less to sell.

Nothing will SOLVE the problem though, because human beings are inherently corrupt.

Good job on more of your retarded libertarian spam.
 
Most of congress are millionaires times over.

The comparison of you v. Members of Congress is not a true comparison.

Not to mention, who would want to buy ginwilly?

Talk about instant buyers remorse.


No one wants a fat racist spammer, except maybe stormfront. Even then he's only worth $0.04 a post.
 
Some of the best comments ever on that one.

If you want to waste a bit of time, read the comments of the 3 wolves howling at the moon shirt.

This shirt has changed my life! Before, I couldn't walk through the aisles at Wal-Mart, graze on the buffet at Sizzler, or even take in a round at my local miniature golf course, without people pointing and saying, "Hey, you're that Zulu guy from Star Wars, aren't you?" Even if I wore sunglasses, I'd still get mistaken for Yoko Ono.

But with The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee, the SHIRT now draws the eye. One young teen even shyly approached me, and instead of asking for a picture or an autograph, simply smiled conspiratorially and whispered, "Team Jacob, right? Me, too. He's sooooooo dreamy."

Yes he is, young lady. Yes. He. Is.

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-...UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending
 
says the guy who wishes he was American
Nope, so wrong.

Why would I want to be part of the most annoying nation of stupid people in the world? (obviously not 100% of you are dumb, but just look at the lefties on here, DUMB).

I just admire the model of a Constitutional Republic over a Democratic Republic.
 
Nope, so wrong.

Why would I want to be part of the most annoying nation of stupid people in the world? (obviously not 100% of you are dumb, but just look at the lefties on here, DUMB).

I just admire the model of a Constitutional Republic over a Democratic Republic.
Dude pleaseeee. You dream and wish you could hold the title of being an American citizen
 
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