Who has the biggest penis on RIU contest

[Granny weed]

The UK doesn't even register on the scale!
Finally I feel a sense of kinship and patriotism. (Short) Rule Britannia!!!

This is not true, I have seen many on the large side in the UK its because its always cold here and the male population suffer with wrinkledge that we didn't make the scale. But I assure you we do have big ones !!!!

 

[Metasynth]

This is not true, I have seen many on the large side in the UK its because its always cold here and the male population suffer with wrinkledge that we didn't make the scale. But I assure you we do have big ones !!!!

Hmm....sloooot!

LOL...You got big ones, eh GW?

 

[Granny weed]

Hmm....sloooot!

LOL...You got big ones, eh GW?

Yes we do, but I didn't say I had sat on any of them, I merely observed them.

 

[Metasynth]

Yes we do, but I didn't say I had sat on any of them, I merely observed them.

But from a womans POV, a big one is better than a small one...lol...right?

Also, is that emoji waiting for a big one?

 

[Granny weed]

But from a womans POV, a big one is better than a small one...lol...right?

Also, is that emoji waiting for a big one?

Not exactly, the width has to be right as well no good having a long skinny one, it would be like throwing a welly up an ally way ( now that is a good old English saying lol) lets see who knows that one. Then again you don't want a short stubby one so its quite technical getting the right length and width theirs a lot more to it than you men think. And yes waiting for a big one shock me!!

 

[Metasynth]

Not exactly, the width has to be right as well no good having a long skinny one, it would be like throwing a welly up an ally way ( now that is a good old English saying lol) lets see who knows that one. Then again you don't want a short stubby one so its quite technical getting the right length and width theirs a lot more to it than you men think. And yes waiting for a big one shock me!!

In the states, we say "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

 

[Blue Wizard]

About a pound.

 

[Granny weed]

In the states, we say "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sounds good to me, we are not so different after all.

 

[Metasynth]

 

[Metasynth]

Sounds good to me, we are not so different after all.

Just remember, I know were you live...lol...Not that I'm gonna blow $1000 on a plane ticket to come harass you or anything...lol

You're married, right?

 

[SnapsProvolone]

 

[mr sunshine]

Wtf is wrong with you guy's? This thread is fucking disgusting. Why are all you people so horny? If I don't approve u know it's fucked up!! I feel dirty just being in here.im going to go jack off like a normal person. ..

 

[mr sunshine]

Just remember, I know were you live...lol...Not that I'm gonna blow $1000 on a plane ticket to come harass you or anything...lol

You're married, right?

 

[Metasynth]

View attachment 3334963

more belly, less hair...But yeah, pretty much

 

[abe supercro]

"someone" banned mr. shine for unknown reasons

 

[Metasynth]

"someone" banned mr. shine for unknown reasons

That's fucked, Ive been waiting for his PM today cause we were supposed to smoke a blunt this afternoon.

 

[dannyboy602]

I second pinny's plentiful peni. Its so big he's already fucking some dude tomorrow.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Mine's about this big

 

[Dyna Ryda]

"someone" banned mr. shine for unknown reasons

By someone do you mean "queen bee"?

I told him to stop fucking with unclebuck and her, he doesn't listen very well.

 

[mr sunshine]

Mine's about this big

Don't trip bro, you'll get Em next time...