And i see uve grasped quite well the concept of been a dickhead sirIt appears you haven't quite grasped the concept of satire...
find a log, buy hinges and clasp. cut log in half. start widdeling,That is the coolest fckn log ever were can i get 1 ??
Actually i only want to buy 1 so i can bitch slap u wit it ... yea thats seems like a better idea for the log we can call it " bitchslap log"