How worried should I be?

smoketastic

smoketastic

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A friend brought someone into my home about a week ago. I had never met him before this. After he left, I realized my digital camera was missing. I'm almost certain he took it. He's a pill popper, and probably sold my camera for quick cash. Here's the deal. I grew a mj plant in my backyard last year. (my first and only grow so far.) All the photos of the grow are on that camera, from seed to harvest. Growing is a felony here. There were plenty of other pics on that camera that could identify me. (I have a professional career that would be ruined if I'm caught.)
What should I do? I have no idea whose hands that camera is in now. I've tried talking to this guy and he just denies taking it. I don't believe him. I've got some seeds and grow lights and a grow tent in my house now. I'm not currently growing, but was planning to this spring. Should I just get rid of everything?
I also have a couple fire arms here for protection (I live on a farm in the country). Ugh... I'm pretty nervous right now.

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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Until you find that camera, assume the worst. Put that grow stuff in storage off your property, it's cheap. If you find the camera you can relax. I'm pretty sure that LEO cannot bust you for pictures of something that doesn't currently exist, and if worse comes to worse, you can always say its not from your home, or that it was photo-shopped. Good luck...
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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You're either sure he took it or you're not. Sounds like you are, so there is only ONE thing to do. You gotta be hard. I'm sorry to say because you don;t like sound like the hard type (or else you would know this). You need to round up someone you trust (clearly not the piece of shit who brought that thief over), and go to this thief where you can get him alone. Think knock and when he answers, home invasion style entry. Anyone there is collateral damage. Birds of a feather and all, so don;t feel bad.

Don;t take no for an answer. Duct tape that cunt to a chair (on top of his clothes) and get a knife from the kitchen. Use that knife to cut the cord off of his tv if it's nice, fridge if it's not. Whip his ass with the cord until he tells you where it is. If he says it's somewhere else, leave him tied up and gagged until you can get it back. Once you have it back, you have to put all of his pills down his throat until he's left us for good. Remove the tape and lay his sorry ass in his bed. Go home and stop worrying.

Report back.

If the whipping doesn;t work, waterboard his ass. Shit is very effective and doesn;t leave a mark. Hell, maybe do him that way and put him in the tub when you're done.
 
smoketastic

smoketastic

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While I can't be certain, there's a really good chance he took it. At one point we were all sitting on my porch talking and he excused himself to go to the restroom. He didn't realize I had a view of my kitchen from the porch. When he came out of the bathroom, I caught him going through my wallet which was on the kitchen counter. That's when I had them leave. Earlier he had some time alone in the room where I kept the camera in a drawer. It's not there now.

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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Some of us here have a great deal of experience in interrogation. If you desire my expertise, I will require access to a helicopter, a couple days worth of (2 bottles) of Royal Lochnagar 12 Year Old, a couple rolls of duct tape, a wiffle bat, 3 live chickens and a place to bunk out with a Continental breakfast
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Ohhhh shit, man. See, when you saw him going through your wallet you should have pointed it out to your "friend" then gone in there immediately to ask him if he found anything good. When he acted dumb, you kick him in his nuts and twist his head so hard he submits as you take him to the ground (still twisting his head forceably). Then you sit on his chest and frisk him for anything else. Ask him if he took anything else, I mean, be polite about it, but make sure that cunt is clean before he leaves. As you push him out the door, you just look at your "friend" without saying anything verbally. Your eyes are saying "you don;t come back either, MF". THIS. I;ve done it.

Now you know the MF took your camera. Go now. NOW!
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Singlemalt said:
Some of us here have a great deal of experience in interrogation. If you desire my expertise, I will require access to a helicopter, a couple days worth of (2 bottles) of Royal Lochnagar 12 Year Old, a couple rolls of duct tape, a wiffle bat, 3 live chickens and a place to bunk out with a Continental breakfast
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Fuuuck; the wiffle bat. You ARE old school. Do you break them in gently with the handle end, or do you always just go for the fat ass stretching?
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Fuuuck; the wiffle bat. You ARE old school. Do you break them in gently with the handle end, or do you always just go for the fat ass stretching?
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Depends on how lippy they are. If sufficiently repentant from the get go, the small end. After a ride in the chopper with the chickens, he'll talk....then I sell him to an arab as a sex slave.....that's my profit. If I gotta use the fat end quickly, then he gets sold to a Nigerian for less and OP owes me
 
neosapien

neosapien

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smoketastic said:
A friend brought someone into my home about a week ago. I had never met him before this. After he left, I realized my digital camera was missing. I'm almost certain he took it. He's a pill popper, and probably sold my camera for quick cash. Here's the deal. I grew a mj plant in my backyard last year. (my first and only grow so far.) All the photos of the grow are on that camera, from seed to harvest. Growing is a felony here. There were plenty of other pics on that camera that could identify me. (I have a professional career that would be ruined if I'm caught.)
What should I do? I have no idea whose hands that camera is in now. I've tried talking to this guy and he just denies taking it. I don't believe him. I've got some seeds and grow lights and a grow tent in my house now. I'm not currently growing, but was planning to this spring. Should I just get rid of everything?
I also have a couple fire arms here for protection (I live on a farm in the country). Ugh... I'm pretty nervous right now.

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smoketastic said:
While I can't be certain, there's a really good chance he took it. At one point we were all sitting on my porch talking and he excused himself to go to the restroom. He didn't realize I had a view of my kitchen from the porch. When he came out of the bathroom, I caught him going through my wallet which was on the kitchen counter. That's when I had them leave. Earlier he had some time alone in the room where I kept the camera in a drawer. It's not there now.

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1. Who is this friend that brings thieves over to your residence? That dude is not a friend but a liability.
2. You caught that thief going through your wallet. He definitely took the camera.
3. Assume that thief looked at the pictures and is gonna come back and rip your plants.
4. You need to buy a ski mask and fuck that thief up and let him know not to sleep on you.
5. I'm sorry this happened to you.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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If it was me I wouldn't care about getting caught or whatever. . I would beat the fuck out of that guy though. ..I would at least attempt to..even if he knocked me out it wouldn't really matter because it's the principal of the situation that really dictates the inevitable outcomes that you're bound to receive. . You may be asking yourself "wtf is he talking about"??? IM TALKING ABOUT LIFE BRO.LIFE MUTHAFUCKER..TU SABES!!!!
 
smoketastic

smoketastic

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As much as I'd like to kick this guy's ass, in reality I'm a 5'7", 160 lb, nerdy bookworm who has braces and wears glasses. This guy is a good 6'4", 350, and pretty intimidating. That's just not a fight I want to start.

It just pisses me off that this is out of my hands. I'm always careful about being in control of everything. No one knew about this grow. Not even my best friend/smoking bud. Even though it was just a practice grow of one plant, I kept that shit under wraps. I'm kicking myself now for ever taking pics...

I suppose I need to get rid of all my growing gear. I'll put it in storage for awhile. I just don't know when I'll feel comfortable taking it out again. Who knows when that camera will end up in somebody else's hands? A week from now? A year from now? Fuck.

I don't even feel comfortable keeping a quarter sack and my bong in my house now. This is gonna suck. I specifically moved to the country this summer to have more privacy. Fml

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kinetic

kinetic

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OK. So you get yourself a taser. No whiffle bat is going to work on that ogre. Light his ass up, 50,000 volts should do it. Fuck this dude. Or get yourself a little Derringer and pop two into his thighs. Then you burn his fucking house down.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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smoketastic said:
As much as I'd like to kick this guy's ass, in reality I'm a 5'7", 160 lb, nerdy bookworm who has braces and wears glasses. This guy is a good 6'4", 350, and pretty intimidating. That's just not a fight I want to start.

It just pisses me off that this is out of my hands. I'm always careful about being in control of everything. No one knew about this grow. Not even my best friend/smoking bud. Even though it was just a practice grow of one plant, I kept that shit under wraps. I'm kicking myself now for ever taking pics...

I suppose I need to get rid of all my growing gear. I'll put it in storage for awhile. I just don't know when I'll feel comfortable taking it out again. Who knows when that camera will end up in somebody else's hands? A week from now? A year from now? Fuck.

I don't even feel comfortable keeping a quarter sack and my bong in my house now. This is gonna suck. I specifically moved to the country this summer to have more privacy. Fml

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Oh, well then, you really only have one choice. Find a homeless guy, about your age/height/weight and invite him over to sleep/shower (say hot shower, that shit is too hard to pass up). Put a pillow over his face while he's sleeping then burn your place down. Move to a new town and start over.

Good luck, Brosef
 
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