My wife wants to see "50 Shades of Grey" on Valentine's day.

[panhead]

So, I just watched the trailer.

FUCK THAT! Better be deserving if you want me to be bored outta my skull for 2 hours.

THAT SHIT AINT FUCKING HAPPENING!

Just sayin.

Look at it like this .

Do you love your girl ?

Does she suck your cock ?

Tickets on sale now !

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

 

[MightyMike530]

Your so cool pinny

 

[Skylor]

Bitches think different from guys, don't U know

I rather see

Polyester

Up in Smoke

Halloween

Little Darlings

First Blood

Crazy Larry Dirty Mary

Just your normal type films, lol

 

[Skylor]

"I don't get why bitches are so hyped to see this"


Who gets spank, him -- her -- both ?

. Me don't read books and if I did, it sure would not be about sex--thats one thing its better to do then read about...not into porn either--well if some local hotties would send me some photos, that be different

 

[Skylor]

http://www.lfpress.com/2015/02/12/f...ew--jamie-dornan-sex-romp-a-mind-numbing-bore

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

http://www.lfpress.com/2015/02/12/f...ew--jamie-dornan-sex-romp-a-mind-numbing-bore

Are you serious? Did you see dudes avatar? OMFG! Now I think I should just go see the movie!

HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE TO ROMP A FUCKING BOAR! Ugh. Scary stuff.

 

[Hookabelly]

Longway Planetarium used to have midnight showings of that film & Pink Floyd The Wall , we'd drive up north & catch the show .

Weren't those the best? Song Remains the Same is actually on VH1 as I type this. Zeppelin rules.

Those were the days eh?

 

[Hookabelly]

"I don't get why bitches are so hyped to see this"


Who gets spank, him -- her -- both ?

. Me don't read books and if I did, it sure would not be about sex--thats one thing its better to do then read about...not into porn either--well if some local hotties would send me some photos, that be different

Because women like imagery. Not quite the same as men who are visual. Women like the "idea or image of" also this "safe" little bondage film accomplishes just what the wonder bread execs wanted it to: it lets all the middle agers live through these characters what it's like to have a bondage session (even if this film is quite unrealistic about BDSM). The thinking is that women like bondage b/c then they can partake in all sorts of naughty mayhem without the responsibility of making a conscious choice of doing so.

 

[Skylor]

Interesting way of looking at it.....same could be said of guys who strike out in anger but then get all wishy washy and beg for forgiveness and "do anything" to please her to make up for striking her....when all along, he enjoys being bossed around but doesn't wanna admit it so he needs an excuse

Freaken mind games people play, even with themselves

 

[209 Cali closet grower]

Do it for the bj!

Lol wife wants to see it on 2/14. Hope I get the bj

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

"


Who gets spank, him -- her -- both ?

Who or what you mean by spank? Depends who's been bad....

 

[Skylor]

Thats FU, I need nobody to punish me......not sure I like to spank any bitches either...well that Nancy Grace bitch might be fun to spank but she won't even talk to me, ha ha

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Because women like imagery. Not quite the same as men who are visual. Women like the "idea or image of" also this "safe" little bondage film accomplishes just what the wonder bread execs wanted it to: it lets all the middle agers live through these characters what it's like to have a bondage session (even if this film is quite unrealistic about BDSM). The thinking is that women like bondage b/c then they can partake in all sorts of naughty mayhem without the responsibility of making a conscious choice of doing so.

Unbelievable without a pic to verify. Come on. Let's see a hooka belly. DO IT. JUST DO IT!

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Interesting way of looking at it.....same could be said of guys who strike out in anger but then get all wishy washy and beg for forgiveness and "do anything" to please her to make up for striking her....when all along, he enjoys being bossed around but doesn't wanna admit it so he needs an excuse

Freaken mind games people play, even with themselves

I heard that is what the movie is all about.

 

[Skylor]

I hope the movie flops

 

[WeedFreak78]

Go out and buy a spiked collar, leash and a gimp mask. Tell her you'll go only if she agrees to wear them and be your pet.

 

[Skylor]

I can just image how she would look like..anybody got a picture of a naked 400 lb gal ?

 

[Hookabelly]

I can just image how she would look like..anybody got a picture of a naked 400 lb gal ?

Ouch

 

[curious2garden]

Ouch

Guess he didn't read your post about running 5 miles yesterday, LOL.