My wife wants to see "50 Shades of Grey" on Valentine's day.

Pinworm said:

Wow. Another homophobic UK thread aficionado asking about my cock. The irony is completely lost on him, isn't it?
Personally, I think the real 'prob' is intolerant shit-for-brains-homophobic assholes like him polluting this community with hate and bullshit.

Do us all a favor and swallow a shotgun, sweetheart.

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irish4:20 said:

Ohh another dumb yank hurray

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How extremely intelligent and insightful.

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How extremely intelligent and insightful.

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Pinworm said:

And you still believe this community gives a fuck about you. You swallowed every hook, my little fail troll. The sad truth is, you'd rather follow the homophobic shool into the net. So, go back to your crib and suck on a tit, bask in the warmth of your diaper. You're sitting in shit. And piss. And sucking on a giant pacifier. You fucking adult infant.

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Pinworm said:

And you still believe this community gives a fuck about you. You swallowed every hook, my little fail troll. The sad truth is, you'd rather follow the homophobic shool into the net. So, go back to your crib and suck on a tit, bask in the warmth of your diaper. You're sitting in shit. And piss. And sucking on a giant pacifier. You fucking adult infant.

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irish4:20 said:

I really think ur talkin about urself pinny ur the one who cares wat this place thinks and i dnt see wat ur problem with the gays is man ... ha lol

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Pinworm said:

If that's what you really think, I almost feel bad for you. Almost. But, all you really are is just hallow, misspelled words in the corner of my screen, little man, just hateful tiny little words that I'll forget about in 3 minutes. Once I take a shit, grab an ice cold beer, and get back to trimming what's left of these pounds, you will have never existed.

Consider suicide, you hateful piece of shit.

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Skylor said:

For the uninitiated, "Fifty Shades of Grey" is about lit student Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) and her torrid affair with 27-year-old billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). They meet on a lark, when her aspiring journalist roommate gets ill and Anastasia agrees to help out by subbing in to interview the handsome mogul.

The two are made to look as mismatched as possible. She's a clumsy innocent with a childish ponytail in tights and a cardigan, he looks like he's just stepped out of an ad for bespoke suits and new money pretention. We're supposed to believe that sparks fly immediately, but this first meeting conjures up the dynamic of a predator and a scared feral animal more than anything else.

Still, something snaps in Christian and he decides he must have her as his own. He starts popping up everywhere, from the hardware store where she works to the college bar where she's had a bit too much to drink to save her from a handsy friend.

Soon he's whisking Ana (Ms. Steele as he calls her) away on his helicopter to a garish bachelor's pad/penthouse apartment, wooing her with white wine (but not too much, as he constantly reminds her), domineering gazes, and antiquated formalities. Laughable sexual innuendo peppers all their conversations.

But instead of the will-they-won't-they tension that even the silliest sitcom can pull off effectively, the unfortunate consequence is that the nearly 40 minutes that it takes for Christian and Ana to go under the sheets almost seem more gratuitous than anything that happens in the Red Room of Pain. Also, after the sex starts, so do the exhaustive and dull contract negotiations.

The chemistry between Johnson and Dornan is decent, even if they do seem to be acting in different movies. Dornan's Christian is a humourless caricature, while Johnson's Ana is actually quite likable, funny and strong-willed. In a film full of flaws, Johnson is an undeniable bright spot.

A lot has been made about what the popularity of James's book says about American women and their sexual fantasies. On screen, that conversation makes even less sense. Fans hungering for less conventional depictions of sex haven't been looking hard enough — non-pornographic sex is not unchartered territory in cinema, or even television for that matter. There is more scintillating material in a premium HBO show than in this version of E L James's book.

"Fifty Shades of Grey," had an opportunity here to do something different — to give a mass audience something worthy of all the hype.

We may have all been curious going in, but by the time the credits roll, there's another question that springs to mind: Is that all there is?

"Fifty Shades of Grey," a Universal Pictures release, is rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America "for strong sexual content including dialogue, some unusual behaviour and graphic nudity, and for language." Running time: 125 minutes. One and a half stars out of four.

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Pinworm said:

If that's what you really think, I almost feel bad for you. Almost. But, all you really are is just hallow, misspelled words in the corner of my screen, little man, just hateful tiny little words that I'll forget about in 3 minutes. Once I take a shit, grab an ice cold beer, and get back to trimming what's left of these pounds, you will have never existed.

Consider suicide, you hateful piece of shit.

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GrowUrOwnDank said:

I knew for sure some day you would blow up one of my threads.

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Metasynth said:

I wanna get blowed

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Pinworm said:

By blowing up your thread, I assume you mean me calling out a known homophobe for his violent hateful bullshit, then yeah....I guess you got blowed the fuck up.

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Skylor said:

Go and laugh out loud through the whole movie

Too bad U can't toke up during movies....I did one time back in 1979 during Led Zeppelin Song Remains the Same midnight showing, that was blast, half the people inside to see the moive were puffing away but we got drop off by our parents and they were outside waiting to pick us up after yet the party was then moving outside to the parking lot

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