The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

Trying to ween the missus off shop bought shit for fresh home made pizza.

Now she just has to stop being a lazy cow and make it herself. Lol

 

[ghb]

i wasn't for a second implying dominos pizza is a quality product, i just became addicted as it was a habit of eating one at least twice a week for years! no other pizza company can scratch my itch now dominos can't even do it i feel like i'm emerging from a tunnel back into the real world. not had one for near two weeks.

i like making pizzas using a tortilla as the base, just can't stand stodgy doughy bases. i bake the tortilla for about 10 mins on its own, then add toppings and give it another 10-15, you can grab a slice at the crust and it will not flop over and cover your wrist in gooey molten cheese lol.

leave my tits out of this relax! they'll be a set of rock hard man pecks in no time

 

[R1b3n4]

you must live near people of colour and immigrants ribena cause there are only two papajohns in my city and they are both in places you would never choose to go!

good honest white folk use dominos, or at least they used to. it's about time i had a kick up the arse anyway, maybe i'll get back into the gym this year who knows............

lol nah not all of us live in da hood lmao,just live near one of the pilot stores from when they first opened in UK so they keep it open out of principle, mind you saying that it is certainly getting darker year on year round these parts, starting to look like fucking ilford lane or some shit

dominoes and pizza hut are both beyond shit, far too oily/greasy and look like they have been made by a blind drunken octopus they way shit just gets thrown on in lumps lol

 

[ghb]

you gonna get a little grow on the go then? best to start before the temps start to creep back up mate. sog with all the cuttings you have laying about

 

[R1b3n4]

Sod branded pizza.

Most locals round here do any two 12" deep pan and a 2 litre of coke for about 10 quid.
Even a few wood fired stone bakes.

Pizza Hut use frozen performed bases ffs, it's not even proper dough!

And sprayed to shit with tarrant spray

 

[R1b3n4]

you gonna get a little grow on the go then? best to start before the temps start to creep back up mate. sog with all the cuttings you have laying about

was that msg for me?

 

[ghb]

don't knock tarrant spray it has it's uses. ever tried to bum a fat bird who has a high carb diet?!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

And sprayed to shit with tarrant spray

?

 

[mrt1980]

Woop woop my newport torch arrived...beast mode!!

I go to the go carting place in newport. it does my head in when i lose lol. probably because im too fat

 

[R1b3n4]

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pizza hut bases are defrosted and then sprayed with tarrant spray(flavour release/soybean oil spray or some shit) just to absolutely make sure its as greasy an shitty tasting as possible lol

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Morning slags so wtf is this tarrant spray then? is it bottled up by Chris? Lool

 

[ghb]

mr t i've never seen a big fella win a grand prix at the karting lol whenever i go it's always one of those wirey little fucks who could have made a good chimney sweep had they been born in the 19th century.

 

[mrt1980]

mr t i've never seen a big fella win a grand prix at the karting lol whenever i go it's always one of those wirey little fucks who could have made a good chimney sweep had they been born in the 19th century.

haha i know the podium goes down in weight dont it lol

Ive never tried pizza hut. i did go in one before and asked for a can of coke. they didnt sell cans but the bloke gave a glass for fuck all. my mates gave me shit for ages after saying he was gay and trying to get into me lol.
i love dominos meteor tho. the BBQ base is the best

 

[ghb]

most of those go karts are less than 10bhp 5lb makes a difference never mind 5 stone hehe.

i'm so fucking bored it's untrue. mrs had a job interview in london yesterday for a job in the cayman islands i hope to fucking god she gets it. i would love to open my curtains to this in the mornings

12/12 lighting year round too

 

[R3l@X]

Enjoy getting paid in coconuts.

 

[zeddd]

fuk pizza that's so yesterday, these dys its all about happy kitchen burgers imo

 

[zeddd]

btw the cayman island would be perfect shit loads of money for the same job and island paradise with all amenities to cater for tax exiles, fuk me mate can I come and be ur grow bitch?

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Sounds nice G you'll be living like a king out there man.....lmao them chinks don't give a fuck do they the burger looks like one you see in child's play kitchen lool

 

[ghb]

well i'm not holding my breath. if she gets the job she would be getting double the salary she is on now and zero tax, pretty sweet deal but i'm sure as with most things there were ten thousand twats all with the same idea.

and i would happily take payment in coconuts laxx!. if you live on the beach what do you need money for? now coconut water is basically viagara so i'd be like the john holmes of the carribbean. dead from aids!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

so the lad opposite me at work has just got back from morrisons with a valentines card. opened it and realised some twat has put a birthday card in with the valentines and he's got the wrong one.

he's only gone and crossed birthday out and put valentines. not sure whether to laugh or applaud.