Are goats the new 'hipster animal'?

Unclebaldrick

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My wife informed me that octopii and owls were big with hipsters in the last few years. This was news to me. I didn't know that hipsters liked any particular group, but I am willing to grow. "so what are the new hipster animals?" I queried.

Is it the goat? I see a lot of goats right now. Some are always screaming but I like the fainting ones.

Is it cocks? I see a lot of hipsters with great big cocks lately.

How about honey badgers? Are hipsters too pussified for the honey badger?


Here are some suggestions I thought of. You're welcome.

Slugs
Whip scorpions
Dung beetles
Pantera
Voles
 
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I'm going with Echidna...

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I think @dr.gonzo1 would make the best hipster pet. And speaking of the devil where is he at? I miss his smartassittude.


Me too. I think he bore gottet. I have tagged him and gotten him back a couple times but then I feel that I let him down by being boring. Or, it could be that he was put off by the anti-gay screeds regarding Danny. Regardless, I like him a lot. Please tag him. I figure we only get three tags per person per person and I have used two.
 
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