Decompressed Duck

[Growan]

You know, sometimes you're out for a good time, just trying to be funny, jump on the bandwagon. Then Google goes and slaps you with a reality check. There is no 'good time'. It's all shit. We're all fucked. This is the world we live in.

God I'm depressed now....

Decompressed Duck


This link is depressing don't follow it. Especially if you are a duck.

www.upc-online.org/slaughter/decompression/

 

[abe supercro]

I've eaten a duck.

 

[Growan]

I've eaten a duck.

I know a biker who once caught a swan and wrestled it to death. Then he took it home, plucked it, and rammed it into his range. Within an hour or so there was swan grease flowing out of the oven, onto the kitcken floor, under the units...

Swan's a greasy bird.

 

[abe supercro]

I'll have to try that.

 

[daedalux]

I know a biker who once caught a swan and wrestled it to death. Then he took it home, plucked it, and rammed it into his range. Within an hour or so there was swan grease flowing out of the oven, onto the kitcken floor, under the units...

Swan's a greasy bird.

Swan: Hmm. Looks good from here. Yes...Yes... This a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over this land and we will call it.... This Land.
Biker: I think we should call it your grave!!
Swan: Ahh, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!
Biker: Muah ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!
Swan: Ah, no God. Oh, dear God in heaven!!

 

[Growan]

I think it's the sort of thing you cook at somebody else's house.
But I bet it tastes good...

 

[Growan]

Swan: Hmm. Looks good from here. Yes...Yes... This a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over this land and we will call it.... This Land.
Biker: I think we should call it your grave!!
Swan: Ahh, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!
Biker: Muah ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!
Swan: Ah, no God. Oh, dear God in heaven!!

Fine work, sir!

 

[vro]

everyone is trapped on earth. theres a whole universe out there and we are forced to live here

 

[Growan]

everyone is trapped on earth. theres a whole universe out there and we are forced to live here

I don't want to be trapped...

 

[Metasynth]

Ducks taste good...

Goose, even better...

But fois gras...

...the amount of suffering those birds endure directly translates into the deliciousness of that swollen fatty liver...the more they suffer, the better they taste. I'm sure of it.

Same goes for veal...



Seriously people...sooooo goooood......

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I cooked duck for Xmas and my family used to cook goose. The goose fat is good for cooking. I like foie gras. Poor little things!!

 

[dux]

I love duck hunting! And eating them! But only wild birds.domestic have a whole different taste that I don't care for.
And no.I didn't watch the video.I hunt, but hate critter cruelty....

 

[WeedFreak78]

Ducks taste good...

Goose, even better...

But fois gras...

...the amount of suffering those birds endure directly translates into the deliciousness of that swollen fatty liver...the more they suffer, the better they taste. I'm sure of it.

Same goes for veal...



Seriously people...sooooo goooood......

Baby anything taste better..it sounds horrible but it's true.

 

[mainliner]

everyone is trapped on earth. theres a whole universe out there and we are forced to live here

you can off this bus whatever you want

















whenever