What happened to all the boobs in movies?

Unclebaldrick

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just like the title says. Wtf?! Every good movie back in the day had some good tits in it. Lawnmower man, caddy shack, fatal attraction, stripes, total recall, barbed wire, just to name a few titty classics. Its like they dont put tits in good movies anymore. I see more male asses in movies these days than a sweet pair of tits and ask myself why? Breasts are way more attractive to look at even for women, i mean ask a woman if she likes breasts and theyll tell you hell yes. Anyone know what gives cause my brains racked.
I can't take you serious without you mentioning Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

All the boobies are on cable now. The poor don't deserve them.
 

Alienwidow

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I can't take you serious without you mentioning Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

All the boobies are on cable now. The poor don't deserve them.
Remember baywatch? Damn that was the best show on tv back in the day for a good rack. I think they should make it into a movie before pam and the hoff die.
 

Alienwidow

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what about the penises!?!?!?

only thing now is game of thrones
Oh ty, :( what about penises? This is a boobs thread, its about plump round milk making beautiful boobs. If i could have pillows made into boobs id sleep on them every night, if i could have blankets with boob print on them id wrap myself up in them like they were a bra and i was a breast.
Its not about anteaters and mushroom tips, or ball sideburns. :roll:
 

tytheguy111

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Oh ty, :( what about penises? This is a boobs thread, its about plump round milk making beautiful boobs. If i could have pillows made into boobs id sleep on them every night, if i could have blankets with boob print on them id wrap myself up in them like they were a bra and i was a breast.
Its not about anteaters and mushroom tips, or ball sideburns. :roll:


Well what if I was homosexual


Lol tities never did much but create an awkward situation when your watching a movie with your family



But a penis now where talking


The penis is a strong baby canal battering ram


Its strong yet flaccid

Makes even the strongest scream

But anyways I reckon a horror movie wouldn't be as stimulating if there wasn't TnA involved
 

Alienwidow

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Well what if I was homosexual


Lol tities never did much but create an awkward situation when your watching a movie with your family



But a penis now where talking


The penis is a strong baby canal battering ram


Its strong yet flaccid

Makes even the strongest scream

But anyways I reckon a horror movie wouldn't be as stimulating if there wasn't TnA involved
I could care less if your gay, i like talking with gay men. Youll always have a good time talking with gay guys, their the happiest dudes ever. Even though they always think that because im talking with them that i want to surrender my butt virginity to them, i dont mind, they always buy me lots of drinks at the bar at least ;)
Still though, this isnt the shlong thread its the movie boobie thread ty.
 

Alienwidow

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Their are probably more women viewers...so they are just catering to them wwith the hot dudes and asses. Hah! Score one for the women (finally) C2G knows what IM talkin about... bring on the tight asses!!!
And how do the ladies feel about seeing breasts on movies? I know you girls are grabbin each others boobs in bathrooms and trading bras and other boob related fun when the guys arent around.
 

Alienwidow

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What about full frontal ladyboy nudity? Aside from The Hangover part II and the ending to Sleepaway Camp, there's nothing.
Sorry for that but OOOOOHHHHHH MAN!!! Im still scarred for LIFE from that end scene from sleepaway camp! Lets just say i didnt see that coming. My favorite line is when the camp girl thats in trouble is in the car with the killer (camp councellor) and the councellor reaches in the back and she says, "what are you getting from back there? A gun?", and she replies,"no a drill!" And she kills her with a drill. Good boobs in that one though ;)
 

tytheguy111

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I could care less if your gay, i like talking with gay men. Youll always have a good time talking with gay guys, their the happiest dudes ever. Even though they always think that because im talking with them that i want to surrender my butt virginity to them, i dont mind, they always buy me lots of drinks at the bar at least ;)
Still though, this isnt the shlong thread its the movie boobie thread ty.


That's mean lol taking advantage of gay dudes

Ik one thing though

They sure know some good pick lines
 
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