Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Alienwidow

Well-Known Member
..ur still upset I laughed at the dick pic u sent me...
its hard when youve seen a lot of big ones to appreciate an average sized one right?
If you take the square root of sin and divide it by Fin's penis, minus his mom + cum on a picture multiplied by the exponential potentially 5x the radius of the equator's least common divisible exponent it equates to: That's just fucking weird. Bro.
this thread should be called penises shooting mass loads of ejaculate on the unsuspecting. Its been weird all yesterday and all night too, i dont see tomorrow getting better.
 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member
So someone got their name drug in the mud for what? That's not cool man, if it had been fin or mainy I'd say they deserve it.

I'm kinda lost as to what's going on here, it was all fun and laughs bout post count and views and then random shit talking.

@Alienwidow I think you are totally entitled to your opinion, but don't you think it would've been better to say that in a pm to yessica?

I think @april should be upset and rightfully so, I'd be pissed at you for saying the same things about me.

I have no horse in this race, I think @Alienwidow @Yessica... @sunni @april are all cool in my book.

Chill out, let's smoke a bowl and bring back the funny
 
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april

Pickle Queen
Well im sure ....oh ya, i thought we were doing hugs april. No touching my bum though, unless your single. Are you single right now?
Hugs....but no boobs contact..ur balls cannot handle it.
Not single, I found a great cock to settle upon...
 

Alienwidow

Well-Known Member
So someone got their name drug in the mud for what? That's not cool man, if it had been fin or mainy I'd say they deserve it.

I'm kinda lost as to what's going on here, it was all fun and laughs bout post count and views and then random shit talking.

@Alienwidow I think you are totally entitled to your opinion, but don't you think it would've been better to say that in a pm to yessica?

I think @april should be upset and rightfully so, I'd be pissed at you for saying the same things about me.

I have no horse in this race I think @Alienwidow @Yessica... @sunni @april are all cool in my book.

Chill out, let's smoke a bowl and bring back the funny
Well at least your bringing up the view count by adding and looking. Thanks for that. On a side note, we all have a past bro. Some people on this site have been here for a lot of years. I mean shit, who can resist this kind of chaos? The problem is that you cant really accurately say who deserves whats what without the backstory. This is riu history being retold to the new generation, aka ty and ayron. Back from the times before april had new teeth and carne seca used to hang it out, there were girls around, and they posted pictures of their breasts. Fdd2blk wasnt scrutinized, he was a god. You know, days before anything was legal. Anyway, i was talking to pan head, not yessica when the shit got real, so ya. He was around back then with me, dunno who he was but i know he was there. Whats the point of this post again?
 

april

Pickle Queen
lol its all good , I woulda bitched out right before the events too...

and by diddle your skittle you mean...? Like playing w/ your food?
No I got myself off while watching others. Pretty empowering to control another couples pleasure with my own. Gave me the confidence I needed to deal with certain people...I let a man or 2 knock me down...until I learned to make them beg...on their knees...lol
 

Alienwidow

Well-Known Member
Hugs....but no boobs contact..ur balls cannot handle it.
Not single, I found a great cock to settle upon...
Goood, finding a home for that thing means less chance of catching an std or spreading one. ;) I just got my penis tested after newyears. Woot! No crotch crickets still, happy days :hump:
 

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member
Well at least your bringing up the view count by adding and looking. Thanks for that. On a side note, we all have a past bro. Some people on this site have been here for a lot of years. I mean shit, who can resist this kind of chaos? The problem is that you cant really accurately say who deserves whats what without the backstory. This is riu history being retold to the new generation, aka ty and ayron. Back from the times before april had new teeth and carne seca used to hang it out, there were girls around, and they posted pictures of their breasts. Fdd2blk wasnt scrutinized, he was a god. You know, days before anything was legal. Anyway, i was talking to pan head, not yessica when the shit got real, so ya. He was around back then with me, dunno who he was but i know he was there. Whats the point of this post again?
Oh ok I get it
 
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