bu$hleaguer
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Isn't Precious the movie with that giant diabetes ridden monster bag of black flesh in it?
Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS
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abe supercro
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This is the most heavy mod'ed thread in tnt. I think a female mod is deleting everything cause she is jealous she doesn't have boobs. I posted a nice under boob shot, no nipples, and it got deleted within 15 minutes. But I've posted dick picts weeks ago that are still up.
Yessica...
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The OG title was a little cheeky...
But now that a member actually did put up a "breastie", ANYTHING could happen at a moments notice!
Yessica...
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panhead
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Some sick fucks like em big & greasy
Back in the 70's I worked with a man who had a 650 lb lard ass wife , it was his 1st sex experience so he married her , he was a filthy mutt & so was she , we used to tease him cause she wouldn't give him head , I told him he should give her some head & then she might hook him up , we all had to tell him how to give her fat ass head cause he never did it before.
He came in a few days later & said " You Bastards Tricked Me ! He was really pissed so I asked him what happened when he gave her head , he said you guys are nasty & I don't see how you guys can do that to women , he said when he put his face down there it smelled like Tuna cooking on the stove , he could smell her bunghole over the fish smell & there was little chunks of stuff where he was licking
We had to explain to him that clean people don't stink down there & the white chunks he ate were an infection , dumb bastard had no idea about hygiene & neither did she , both of em were swamp people who grew up in the back woods in shacks their families were so dirt poor , both of them had little brown chicklets for teeth .
We ended up finding out they hadn't had running water before because their house had a $600 water lien on the property , I gave his ass the $600 to get his shit working where they could bathe properly ,come to find out before I paid for their water to be turned on they would rent a truck stop shower twice a month for 6 years .
True fat girl story folks , Happy Easter , try not thinking about the chunks while eating deviled eggs
Yessica...
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WOW. Super boner-killer. That was heinous.Some sick fucks like em big & greasy
Back in the 70's I worked with a man who had a 650 lb lard ass wife , it was his 1st sex experience so he married her , he was a filthy mutt & so was she , we used to tease him cause she wouldn't give him head , I told him he should give her some head & then she might hook him up , we all had to tell him how to give her fat ass head cause he never did it before.
He came in a few days later & said " You Bastards Tricked Me ! He was really pissed so I asked him what happened when he gave her head , he said you guys are nasty & I don't see how you guys can do that to women , he said when he put his face down there it smelled like Tuna cooking on the stove , he could smell her bunghole over the fish smell & there was little chunks of stuff where he was licking
We had to explain to him that clean people don't stink down there & the white chunks he ate were an infection , dumb bastard had no idea about hygiene & neither did she , both of em were swamp people who grew up in the back woods in shacks their families were so dirt poor , both of them had little brown chicklets for teeth .
We ended up finding out they hadn't had running water before because their house had a $600 water lien on the property , I gave his ass the $600 to get his shit working where they could bathe properly ,come to find out before I paid for their water to be turned on they would rent a truck stop shower twice a month for 6 years .
True fat girl story folks , Happy Easter , try not thinking about the chunks while eating deviled eggs
Not that all fat women have disgusting vaginas. Just all dumb women I guess.
Wow, there's no mandatory education system where that lady was? I feel like I learned about hygiene in preschool. It was definitely covered many times.
Must be one of those states that wants to prevent sexual education classes. Way to go Jesus, you just ruined some more vagina for the rest of the world...
Yessica...
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I kept picturing this woman's vagina like the sandwich situation in this skit...Some sick fucks like em big & greasy
Back in the 70's I worked with a man who had a 650 lb lard ass wife , it was his 1st sex experience so he married her , he was a filthy mutt & so was she , we used to tease him cause she wouldn't give him head , I told him he should give her some head & then she might hook him up , we all had to tell him how to give her fat ass head cause he never did it before.
He came in a few days later & said " You Bastards Tricked Me ! He was really pissed so I asked him what happened when he gave her head , he said you guys are nasty & I don't see how you guys can do that to women , he said when he put his face down there it smelled like Tuna cooking on the stove , he could smell her bunghole over the fish smell & there was little chunks of stuff where he was licking
We had to explain to him that clean people don't stink down there & the white chunks he ate were an infection , dumb bastard had no idea about hygiene & neither did she , both of em were swamp people who grew up in the back woods in shacks their families were so dirt poor , both of them had little brown chicklets for teeth .
We ended up finding out they hadn't had running water before because their house had a $600 water lien on the property , I gave his ass the $600 to get his shit working where they could bathe properly ,come to find out before I paid for their water to be turned on they would rent a truck stop shower twice a month for 6 years .
True fat girl story folks , Happy Easter , try not thinking about the chunks while eating deviled eggs
Bacteria seem less-gross when it's only people in costumes.
Hookabelly
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How does this happen to people? I don't care if I had to hose down at a state park. I would clean my ASS. OMG @panhead that was almost too descriptive. painted a rather yeast picture for sure. UGH!.Some sick fucks like em big & greasy
Back in the 70's I worked with a man who had a 650 lb lard ass wife , it was his 1st sex experience so he married her , he was a filthy mutt & so was she , we used to tease him cause she wouldn't give him head , I told him he should give her some head & then she might hook him up , we all had to tell him how to give her fat ass head cause he never did it before.
He came in a few days later & said " You Bastards Tricked Me ! He was really pissed so I asked him what happened when he gave her head , he said you guys are nasty & I don't see how you guys can do that to women , he said when he put his face down there it smelled like Tuna cooking on the stove , he could smell her bunghole over the fish smell & there was little chunks of stuff where he was licking
We had to explain to him that clean people don't stink down there & the white chunks he ate were an infection , dumb bastard had no idea about hygiene & neither did she , both of em were swamp people who grew up in the back woods in shacks their families were so dirt poor , both of them had little brown chicklets for teeth .
We ended up finding out they hadn't had running water before because their house had a $600 water lien on the property , I gave his ass the $600 to get his shit working where they could bathe properly ,come to find out before I paid for their water to be turned on they would rent a truck stop shower twice a month for 6 years .
True fat girl story folks , Happy Easter , try not thinking about the chunks while eating deviled eggs
Yessica...
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Pics or it didn't happen...
(cheeky emoticon)
So what do you think @Hookabelly, you going to post a breastie and throw your pair into the ring?
vostok
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I always like to read your posts Yess..
is always funny and your .gifs never suck or extract large megabits from my account ...
more so after being on here and fixing nooby plant issues ...
thanks from me "V"
panhead
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Yup mega boner killer , both of em grew up in the upper peninsula of Michigan in the back woods , we allways called the girls from up their Swamp Mollys .
There has allways been a bunch of filthy off grid people living in the back woods up there , i dont think education is high on their list , anybody who has ever been in the U P durring deer season & stopped at a titty bar woulda most likely ran into a swamp molly , they come to town trying to catch a man .
Yessica...
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Shaka Zulu
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Wat
Gary Goodson
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Why can't I like my own shit?
Shaka Zulu
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A safeguard is in place to protect yourself from hyperinflated egocentricism.
Yessica...
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Shaka Zulu
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What's wrong with their mouths?
Yessica...
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Shaka Zulu
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Gotcha. I used to do d-bol in '09. Made my nips tender and testes tiny. Increased my strength though. Luckily i didn't get arched eyebrows and greasy spiny haircut as a side effect.