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zeddd

zeddd

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The Yorkshireman said:
No mate it hasn't.

AJ30
The AJ30 is a 3.0 L (2967 cc) version and is the most common, especially considering the Duratec 30. It has an 89 mm (3.5 in) bore and shares the 2.5's 79.5 mm (3.1 in) stroke. In the X-Type, it produces 231 hp (172 kW; 234 PS) and 209 lb·ft (283 N·m). The Jaguar XF debuted a refined version of the AJ30 with continuously variable cam-phasing and variable geometry air intakes to increase power and broaden the powerband up to its 6800 rpm redline.

This engine is used in the following vehicles:

  • 2000-2008 Jaguar S-Type, 240 hp (179 kW; 243 PS) and 216 lb·ft (293 N·m)
  • 2002-2009 Jaguar X-Type, 231 hp (172 kW; 234 PS) and 209 lb·ft (283 N·m)
  • 2009-2011 Jaguar XF 240 hp (179 kW; 243 PS) and 221 lb·ft (300 N·m)
  • 2000-2005 Lincoln LS

No X-Type had a Jag engine in, none of them, they're all Duratec lumps (except new ones).

At the time of the X-Type 'Jaguar' was owned by Ford, Ford used the brand as their luxury arm. It's mostly Mondeo underneath.

Under Ford's ownership the Jaguar brand never made a profit.
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fuk me a google car expert and u havnt even passed your test, lol
 
R1b3n4

R1b3n4

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zeddd said:
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quite a mild tune then being "only" 750bhp lol, plenty of 1000-1300bhp ones running the streets these days and i even know of a fair few in the 1200-1600 category all street legal lol
 
R1b3n4

R1b3n4

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Thc247 said:
how do u manage to get rid of the fookers i would luvto know this bastards always catching the missus off guard she been done 4 times in 15 months lol i told her just buy a fuckin licence ffs over 2grand in fines now
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1) stop opening the door to the cunts
1.5) do not have a huge TV visible through your front room window ffs
2) Revoke their implied rights of access with a letter to their office
3) relax for 2 years
 
R1b3n4

R1b3n4

Well-Known Member
The Yorkshireman said:
No mate it hasn't.

AJ30
The AJ30 is a 3.0 L (2967 cc) version and is the most common, especially considering the Duratec 30. It has an 89 mm (3.5 in) bore and shares the 2.5's 79.5 mm (3.1 in) stroke. In the X-Type, it produces 231 hp (172 kW; 234 PS) and 209 lb·ft (283 N·m). The Jaguar XF debuted a refined version of the AJ30 with continuously variable cam-phasing and variable geometry air intakes to increase power and broaden the powerband up to its 6800 rpm redline.

This engine is used in the following vehicles:

  • 2000-2008 Jaguar S-Type, 240 hp (179 kW; 243 PS) and 216 lb·ft (293 N·m)
  • 2002-2009 Jaguar X-Type, 231 hp (172 kW; 234 PS) and 209 lb·ft (283 N·m)
  • 2009-2011 Jaguar XF 240 hp (179 kW; 243 PS) and 221 lb·ft (300 N·m)
  • 2000-2005 Lincoln LS

No X-Type had a Jag engine in, none of them, they're all Duratec lumps (except new ones).

At the time of the X-Type 'Jaguar' was owned by Ford, Ford used the brand as their luxury arm. It's mostly Mondeo underneath.

Under Ford's ownership the Jaguar brand never made a profit.
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I didnt have the heart to piss on WF`s bonfire twice in a row lol so glad you mentioned it
 
WisdomFarmer

WisdomFarmer

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R1b3n4 said:
I didnt have the heart to piss on WF`s bonfire twice in a row lol so glad you mentioned it
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Piss away m8 ! Lol, I can take it .just to say, "I ain't no Halibut !......

Jeremy Clarkson of BBC's Top Gearlauded the X-Type, especially the 4×4 and sport versions. In two episodes he demonstrated its capabilities in the snow, declaring that it "laughs in the face of the weatherman, the police and the AA, with their advice to stay at home". Although he gives a different representation of the car being a Ford Mondeo underneath, affirming that this should not put you off, saying that "genetically, you are 98% identical to a halibut, but it's the 2% that makes the difference".[22]
 
R3l@X

R3l@X

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zeddd said:
dif ways to do it depending on how much confrontation you want to give, me I do it nicely with phones calls to them or letters, basically that ....i) i do not have a contract with them and i do not wish to support an organisation which historically promotes paedos, ii) I withdraw any implied consent for your licence inspectors to visit my property so if they knock on my door they are trespassing as you have prior knowledhe of this fact.NEVER LET THEM IN they have no right of access and lastly fuk the tv off ha ha
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Slip in she feels uncomfortable with his constant visiting/harassment (4 times seems like harassment to me )
 
Thc247

Thc247

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R3l@X said:
Slip in she feels uncomfortable with his constant visiting/harassment (4 times seems like harassment to me )
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it is harrasment last time it was 9 in the evening she thought it was me and he blatantly said he comes so often because he always catches her i was going to take his jaw off and send it back to the fukers
 
Thc247

Thc247

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4 times is harrasment tbh but it out weighs itself the fact that she still no licence and opens the door every time lol .
infact kids opened it twice i opened it once and said sorry mate you will have to come back when the tennants home and he did like 3 times in the next day
 
R1b3n4

R1b3n4

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Thc247 said:
4 times is harrasment tbh but it out weighs itself the fact that she still no licence and opens the door every time lol .
infact kids opened it twice i opened it once and said sorry mate you will have to come back when the tennants home and he did like 3 times in the next day
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you have to get her to stop opening the door to the cunt and then blabbing all the details which is obviously what shes doing
 
ghb

ghb

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they opened investigations on me 3 times i phone them each time and simply say noone lives here and i get about a year til they start sending letters again lol


weather has changed form yesterday, its wild outside, defo not shorts conditions. gonna give the girls some pk 13/14 and rejig my leccy i think. coffee n a cheese one first though, just had 4 scrambled eggs n ten bacon, only two toast though cos i'm watching my figure
 
Thc247

Thc247

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R1b3n4 said:
you have to get her to stop opening the door to the cunt and then blabbing all the details which is obviously what shes doing
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no details to blab really he knows her by name and they know she not got one she does need to not open door but when kids in and out it hard i put a camera up to auto switch tv over when movement out side so we should get a pre warning in future but ima going to do a nice letter like zedd said i even tried it before by removing the tv box and had just my pc wired up i said no mate i dont have a licence i dont watch tv i only have a pc to be told you need a licence for your pc as you can stream tv through it ffs i even looked this up and seemed to be true quite a few years ago that one but liberties or what
 
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