Tits or Ass? ...A poll...

[Yessica...]

I dont sleep well either, and im scared of the sleeping pills. They shmoke me the next day. Im kind of a light weight all around. I ate some gummies today and im tatered.
Ya, found, funny. Im surprised you dont grow, its soothing.

I will. One day.

 

[Alienwidow]

Agree to disagree muffin!

I have bestie guy friends. I am one of the best men at my dudes wedding this summer.

Just because you don't know any cool chicks, doesn't mean that guys and girls can't be friends.

I have a bunch of women friends. I want to heave on them all. True story. I dont want them but i WANT them all. You should know....

 

[Alienwidow]

Yeah, I'm just a big fraidy pants about getting in trouble.

I wouldn't do well in the prison system. I'm too cute - I'd get passed around like an electric toothbrush.

that must be the girls side of the jail (the electric toothbrush....zzzzz.)

 

[Yessica...]

I have a bunch of women friends. I want to heave on them all. True story. I dont want them but i WANT them all. You should know....

Oh, I'm not an idiot.

Pretty sure if I was a dirty dirty whore I could blow most if not all of my guy friends. I'd like to think they wouldn't all cheat - but who knows when you're in the shit.

Like, wasted, on vacation in a "I'll never tell" anyone scenario.

I wouldn't try - ever. But - you dudes walk around with those weiners all the time just looking (or thinking) about a place to stick them.

 

[Alienwidow]

Agree to disagree muffin!

I have bestie guy friends. I am one of the best men at my dudes wedding this summer.

Just because you don't know any cool chicks, doesn't mean that guys and girls can't be friends.

I know every gf ive ever had who has boy "friends" are just waiting until im outta the picture lol. Do you have any boys that cling to you? They want to stab you with a meat sword. I promise.

FREE BOLOGNA PONY RIDES HERE :0)

 

[Yessica...]

I know every gf ive ever had who has boy "friends" are just waiting until im outta the picture lol. Do you have any boys that cling to you? They want to stab you with a meat sword. I promise.

FREE BOLOGNA PONY RIDES HERE :0)

My bestie that's getting married and I have been having sleepovers since we were 10. Sleeping in the same bed since then too.

In high school, I'd sleep in his bed after a night out drinking. In the morning he would say..."Morning wood, ready to go.".

Never banged. He's my brother, basically.

 

[Saturnine]

Agree to disagree muffin!

I have bestie guy friends. I am one of the best men at my dudes wedding this summer.

Just because you don't know any cool chicks, doesn't mean that guys and girls can't be friends.

Just because you have guy friends doesn't disprove my statement. Chances are your guy "friends" would love to stick it to ya, or vice versa, or its a mutual attraction, but there will always be sexual tension on someone's part. That's why you're friends after all, because there's attraction on some level; whether its emotional or physical, there's a certain quality that attracted you to that person in the first place. And I've had awesome friends that were women, but the only thing that kept us from tearing each others clothes off at the first opportunity was circumstances... i.e., we were both in relationships with other people.
Its a simple fact of human nature and the "friend zone" wouldn't exist without it.

 

[Alienwidow]

Oh, I'm not an idiot.

Pretty sure if I was a dirty dirty whore I could blow most if not all of my guy friends. I'd like to think they wouldn't all cheat - but who knows when you're in the shit.

Like, wasted, on vacation in a "I'll never tell" anyone scenario.

I wouldn't try - ever. But - you dudes walk around with those weiners all the time just looking (or thinking) about a place to stick them.

baaaaaaahahahahahahaha!,,!,!!!! Im loling so fucking hard!

NO, its not like that with some guys. Im not looking for a place to trust my sword but most are. But if the opportunity arose and any one of my woman friends was willing and calling....well id consider. I do have judgement and willpower, but if it was a deserted island and nobody would find out, id go t-i-double G- rrrrrr on that "friend" of mine.

 

[Alienwidow]

And yes, you could blow all your guy friends. Theyd all say yes please.

 

[Yessica...]

Just because you have guy friends doesn't disprove my statement. Chances are your guy "friends" would love to stick it to ya, or vice versa, or its a mutual attraction, but there will always be sexual tension on someone's part. That's why you're friends after all, because there's attraction on some level; whether its emotional or physical, there's a certain quality that attracted you to that person in the first place. And I've had awesome friends that were women, but the only thing that kept us from tearing each others clothes off at the first opportunity was circumstances... i.e., we were both in relationships with other people.
Its a simple fact of human nature and the "friend zone" wouldn't exist without it.

What?

So just because our parts fit together, men and women can never be friends?

I know I just sound like a whiny bitch girl...bla bla bla, it's DIFFERENT with me and my guy friends...

But, well I don't know. I've always had guy friends. They usually have girlfriends. And those girlfriends usually like me.

NOT for banging. For like normal clothes-on friendship.

 

[Yessica...]

baaaaaaahahahahahahaha!,,!,!!!! Im loling so fucking hard!

NO, its not like that with some guys. Im not looking for a place to trust my sword but most are. But if the opportunity arose and any one of my woman friends was willing and calling....well id consider. I do have judgement and willpower, but if it was a deserted island and nobody would find out, id go t-i-double G- rrrrrr on that "friend" of mine.

Ok, but what if you were married to the girl of your dreams?

You probably woundn't be willing to throw it all away, just to see if your long time female buddy "Lady K" is good at sucking cock?

 

[Alienwidow]

What?

So just because our parts fit together, men and women can never be friends?

I know I just sound like a whiny bitch girl...bla bla bla, it's DIFFERENT with me and my guy friends...

But, well I don't know. I've always had guy friends. They usually have girlfriends. And those girlfriends usually like me.

NOT for banging. For like normal clothes-on friendship.

Try it one day. Tell your friend you wanna fuck him. See what he says.

 

[Alienwidow]

Try it one day. Tell your friend you wanna fuck him. See what he says.

niw im smashin relationships lol

 

[Alienwidow]

Ok, but what if you were married to the girl of your dreams?

You probably woundn't be willing to throw it all away, just to see if your long time female buddy "Lady K" is good at sucking cock?

It depends if my friend was the girl of my dreams the girl of my dreams lives in canada. Id love her more than any woman even if she was...well, whatever. Shes my one true love.

 

[Yessica...]

It depends if my friend was the girl of my dreams the girl of my dreams lives in canada. Id love her more than any woman even if she was...well, whatever. Shes my one true love.

@sunni ?

 

[Yessica...]

Try it one day. Tell your friend you wanna fuck him. See what he says.

But I don't WANNA.

 

[Alienwidow]

Ok, but what if you were married to the girl of your dreams?

You probably woundn't be willing to throw it all away, just to see if your long time female buddy "Lady K" is good at sucking cock?

Im 100% faithfull unless it would be my one true love which would never happen because of logistics anyway but most guys given the chance to get away with it wouldnt hesitate lol.

 

[Grandpapy]

When everything in life tells you to bust a nut, it's hard to be just friends......

 

[Alienwidow]

@sunni ?

No silly, sunnis a hunny but ive never met her. Ive only fallen for one internet girl and it didnt work out...logistics ya know lol

 

[Alienwidow]

But I don't WANNA.

Scared hed say yes?