Tits or Ass? ...A poll...

[Yessica...]

No silly, sunnis a hunny but ive never met her. Ive only fallen for one internet girl and it didnt work out...logistics ya know lol

Ahhhh, bummer.

I don't think I'm a total asshole here.

I've been friends with my best guy friend for...25 years. It doesn't seem like a fickle friendship at this point.

 

[Yessica...]

Scared hed say yes?

Well NOW I am! haha

you fucker.

 

[Alienwidow]

@sunni ?

Lmao, you wish thread pumper! No i heart sunni, shes a sweetheart but i dont think shes wild enough for me. Shes too respectable i think...dont tell her i said that lol

 

[Yessica...]

Lmao, you wish thread pumper! No i heart sunni, shes a sweetheart but i dont think shes wild enough for me. Shes too respectable i think...dont tell her i said that lol

Oh, your secret is safe with me. It's just us GIRLS here anyways...

PILLOW FIGHT!

 

[Alienwidow]

Well NOW I am! haha

you fucker.

Try it, when your alone look him in the eyes and say i want your cock all over me and see what he says.

 

[Yessica...]

Try it, when your alone look him in the eyes and say i want your cock all over me and see what he says.

I don't know, his fiancee is like the nicest girl in the world, and suuuuuuuuuper hot.

Maybe if I promised not to tell or something? I don't know.

How could a guy ever guarantee that if he cheats the chick isn't going to run and tell his wife/ significant other.

Bitches be cray cray...

 

[Alienwidow]

Oh, your secret is safe with me. It's just us GIRLS here anyways...

PILLOW FIGHT!

Who brought all these edible gels? Feathers and flowers everywhere!

 

[Yessica...]

Who brought all these edible gels? Feathers and flowers everywhere!

I come with Pre-ripped pillows...

Oh silly, you got me! That one knocked my top clean off.

bahahahahaha - THIS:

 

[Alienwidow]

I don't know, his fiancee is like the nicest girl in the world, and suuuuuuuuuper hot.

Maybe if I promised not to tell or something? I don't know.

How could a guy ever guarantee that if he cheats the chick isn't going to run and tell his wife/ significant other.

Bitches be cray cray...

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If shes suuuuper hot ...then shes probably dumb do you fantisize about him?

 

[Alienwidow]

If shes suuuuper hot ...then shes probably dumb do you fantisize about him?

Do you know anyone personaly on riu?

 

[Yessica...]

If shes suuuuper hot ...then shes probably dumb do you fantisize about him?

GOD no - honestly, I think of him like a brother.

We dated in grade 8, for a week. I had a HUGE crush on him in grade 3,4,5. He was my first kiss in spin the bottle.

We told each other if we weren't married by 30, we would marry each other. On my 30th birthday, we decided to make it 50. hahah

 

[Yessica...]

Do you know anyone personaly on riu?

A grower friend of mine turned me on to this place, but he's gone now. Or just doesn't post anymore.

Met a guy from the Canadian patient section back in September. Second person I ever met off the internet.

The first is my boyf.

 

[Saturnine]

What?

So just because our parts fit together, men and women can never be friends?

I know I just sound like a whiny bitch girl...bla bla bla, it's DIFFERENT with me and my guy friends...

But, well I don't know. I've always had guy friends. They usually have girlfriends. And those girlfriends usually like me.

NOT for banging. For like normal clothes-on friendship.

The problem is men and women will never understand one another because we're just too different and this, really, is where all the problems occur. Men have evolved to fuck everything in sight to propogate the species.
I hate to burst your bubble on this, I really do, the fact is every person I've had to have this conversation with has been female. You don't get it. I've been with women who've scoffed at what I said and then watched as every single guy friend they had destroyed the relationship by saying they wanted to make it physical. Its human nature. Guys don't need female friends, we have male friends for all that, and I've never met a straight man alive that would rather hang out with women. It sucks, but it is what it is. Again, I'm not trying to burst any bubbles or to imply that you're stupid (cuz you're not), its just the inherent disconnect between the sexes I've been trying to get out there.

 

[Alienwidow]

GOD no - honestly, I think of him like a brother.

We dated in grade 8, for a week. I had a HUGE crush on him in grade 3,4,5. He was my first kiss in spin the bottle.

We told each other if we weren't married by 30, we would marry each other. On my 30th birthday, we decided to make it 50. hahah

Liar! I can tell with how you talk about your mementos of past love that youve thought about it! Your post sounds like its being spoken by someone on a beach wearing a green sweater looking at the sky while blushing.

 

[mr sunshine]

I was going to send her dick pics but she was 2 busy walking around ponds with her Mexican looking boyfriend. ..u need the real deal bae, aqui estoy yo.

 

[Yessica...]

The problem is men and women will never understand one another because we're just too different and this, really, is where all the problems occur. Men have evolved to fuck everything in sight to propogate the species.
I hate to burst your bubble on this, I really do, the fact is every person I've had to have this conversation with has been female. You don't get it. I've been with women who've scoffed at what I said and then watched as every single guy friend they had destroyed the relationship by saying they wanted to make it physical. Its human nature. Guys don't need female friends, we have male friends for all that, and I've never met a straight man alive that would rather hang out with women. It sucks, but it is what it is. Again, I'm not trying to burst any bubbles or to imply that you're stupid (cuz you're not), its just the inherent disconnect between the sexes I've been trying to get out there.

So then, what about relatives?

Can siblings, cousins, etc be "just friends"?

I understand from a Natural Selection POV that you shouldn't want to procreate with your immediate relatives, because of birth defects. But 1st cousins?

Think about a hot female relative you have. You grew up with them, diapers at the same time.

Now, can you be friends with her?

Or does your raging boner make you the creepy guy at all family reunions?

 

[Alienwidow]

A grower friend of mine turned me on to this place, but he's gone now. Or just doesn't post anymore.

Met a guy from the Canadian patient section back in September. Second person I ever met off the internet.

The first is my boyf.

Nice, ive met lots of em. All good peps. Cept for uncle buck! Just kidding UB cool beans.

 

[Yessica...]

Liar! I can tell with how you talk about your mementos of past love that youve thought about it! Your post sounds like its being spoken by someone on a beach wearing a green sweater looking at the sky while blushing.

hahah

Well, I did suck his dick once super high on E.

haha.

And guess what - HE stopped me from having sex with him. He said "Yessie, you're way too fucked up right now for this."

Neither of us was with anyone else. He had the GREEN LIGHT.

And, I may be cute now. But in high school I was hot as BALLZ.

So - there you go. Maybe he's the only good guy left on the planet. But he's a good one.

 

[Alienwidow]

So then, what about relatives?

Can siblings, cousins, etc be "just friends"?

I understand from a Natural Selection POV that you shouldn't want to procreate with your immediate relatives, because of birth defects. But 1st cousins?

Think about a hot female relative you have. You grew up with them, diapers at the same time.

Now, can you be friends with her?

Or does your raging boner make you the creepy guy at all family reunions?

I kissed my cousin when i was 8. She was 10 so shes the weirdo.

 

[Alienwidow]

hahah

Well, I did suck his dick once super high on E.

haha.

And guess what - HE stopped me from having sex with him. He said "Yessie, you're way too fucked up right now for this."

Neither of us was with anyone else. He had the GREEN LIGHT.

And, I may be cute now. But in high school I was hot as BALLZ.

So - there you go. Maybe he's the only good guy left on the planet. But he's a good one.

Whoa! He missed out. If he would have came you two might have still been together.