Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

Flaming Pie

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Bring her! Wife tatters are second only to member tatters. And member peen.

OH and Ballz. I think Balls are on a level with peen. In my eyes at least/

Do we have a ruling, anyone?

@Flaming Pie , @lahadaextranjera - what do you think? If we were devising a numbering system. Balls and Peen would be at the same level?
You muthafuckas woke me up.

(seriously tho, is normal to take a 12 hour nap after taking a 4 mile walk with a 2 year old? Cus I was OUT!!!!!!! Not after some surprise oral for the hubby when he got home tho.)

Well, I am wide awake and baked so time to sort through these posts..

I knew it wasn't @fdd2blk btw.

I missed the balls!!!!

Balls come after peen in my opinion.

A+ to A- Creative covering of privates with a small slip of nip/cock

B+ to B- Hands over privates or surprise cock shot (that shit is hilarious, too late man, you looked!)

C+ to C- Completely covered by undergarments

D+ to D- Other body parts

E No participation

Or we could go by a point system

100 points for nude

10 points for covered

1 point for other body parts. Alot of them.. Could out do nudes if the nudists aren't hasty.
 

roseypeach

Well-Known Member
MY NIGGA!

I always feel suuuuuper weird saying that do to the fact that I am a little white lady. But still, I mean no offence - OBVI.

I Just re-listened to the entire doggy styles album the other day...Fuck it's awesome!!!

don't sweat it my nigga, fa rils!!! :D thanks for sharing, listening to it now.

don't bother me none and I'm a little white lady too. Drives Cat nuts though, he hates it..lol

one thing no one knows around here, I have several nieces and nephews that are mixed.

I consider my family multicultural, we have Thai, AA, and the rest of us whities :D

Morning guys!! It's sunny today, hip hip hooray!!

I may do a thread later on a naughty hydro equipment company. Fuckers sold me equipment with leads missing and I can't get them off them. Annoying!
Good morning!!

hey can you send some of that sunshine this way? I'd be much obliged..:D
 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
don't sweat it my nigga, fa rils!!! :D thanks for sharing, listening to it now.

don't bother me none and I'm a little white lady too. Drives Cat nuts though, he hates it..lol

one thing no one knows around here, I have several nieces and nephews that are mixed.

I consider my family multicultural, we have Thai, AA, and the rest of us whities :D


Good morning!!

hey can you send some of that sunshine this way? I'd be much obliged..:D
It's quite hot, I went dog walking in jeans and a hoody top and had to strip off.

Just bought a squid, I don't know why I bought it, I just did!

Now I have to cook this €2 piece of weirdness!!
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
You muthafuckas woke me up.

(seriously tho, is normal to take a 12 hour nap after taking a 4 mile walk with a 2 year old? Cus I was OUT!!!!!!! Not after some surprise oral for the hubby when he got home tho.)

Well, I am wide awake and baked so time to sort through these posts..

I knew it wasn't @fdd2blk btw.

I missed the balls!!!!

Balls come after peen in my opinion.

A+ to A- Creative covering of privates with a small slip of nip/cock

B+ to B- Hands over privates or surprise cock shot (that shit is hilarious, too late man, you looked!)

C+ to C- Completely covered by undergarments

D+ to D- Other body parts

E No participation

Or we could go by a point system

100 points for nude

10 points for covered

1 point for other body parts. Alot of them.. Could out do nudes if the nudists aren't hasty.
Ooooh I like POINTS!!!

Wats the point of showing my ballz if it gets taken down ..and it hurt to squeeze them so could draw a smiley on them
I'm very sorry for your physical pain, that was never my intention. Try writing on the tip next time.

The POINt of it - is those of us that pay attention get to see all THE NUDES!

And those that don't, get FOMO so hard the next time they come in here and read shit about it.

win. win.

mine looks like an earthworm poking out from a field of herpes. The only thing it could dress up as would be an std pamphlet.
Heheheh :roll:
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don't sweat it my nigga, fa rils!!! :D thanks for sharing, listening to it now.

don't bother me none and I'm a little white lady too. Drives Cat nuts though, he hates it..lol

one thing no one knows around here, I have several nieces and nephews that are mixed.

I consider my family multicultural, we have Thai, AA, and the rest of us whities :D


Good morning!!

hey can you send some of that sunshine this way? I'd be much obliged..:D
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Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Ahhhhh...

@lahadaextranjera - did I not write you?

Am I STILL high from last night?

I guess the tentacles where too much - well you get the idea.

TEAM PERV!

Ooooh that looks great! How do you prepare it?

Also - those Japanease are FUCKED UP! I love you and think you're hot - but NO PART of my wants to see that squid anywhere but your mouth for food. hahahah

It's an interesting fetish though, damn if they're not very creative!
 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member
Ahhhhh...

@lahadaextranjera - did I not write you?

Am I STILL high from last night?

I guess the tentacles where too much - well you get the idea.

TEAM PERV!



Ooooh that looks great! How do you prepare it?

Also - those Japanease are FUCKED UP! I love you and think you're hot - but NO PART of my wants to see that squid anywhere but your mouth for food. hahahah

It's an interesting fetish though, damn if they're not very creative!
Wait ! What? I thought you deleted that octopus pic? It was hawt!! What happened there?
 
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