Oatmeal Thread

Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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It's 1:45 where I'm at and I still have 2 more 40's, jars and jars of bubblegum, at least a g or 2 of hash! believe it or not, this thread(as lame as it is) has not fucked up my buzz at all. if anything I've got a couple of laughs outta it.


#hashclouds:hump:
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
I posted on Shaka Zulu account and got permabanned. (Playa haters in my opinion)
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Pretty sure everyone here hated you then, and now.

You got banned because people reported you for being gross because they don't like you. Because you come across as a complete fuck face.

This is not the place for you. You should be in a forum of wanna-be porn stars. You can take gay mirror selfies for daaaaaaaaaays.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
Pretty sure everyone here hated you then, and now.

You got banned because people reported you for being gross because they don't like you. Because you come across as a complete fuck face.

This is not the place for you. You should be in a forum of wanna-be porn stars. You can take gay mirror selfies for daaaaaaaaaays.
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I tried to find internet forums for "wannabe porn stars"
Unfortunately, they do not exist.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
I tried to find internet forums for "wannabe porn stars"
Unfortunately, they do not exist.
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It's called WEBCAMMING.

You open an account. People pay to talk to you. There is a documentary explaining it on Netflix. Just google it.

You're probably going to have to stroke it for a lot of dudes, but camman, like you really care.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Gary Goodson said:
did you kill her and rape her corpse?
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Mother


Teeth grinding
Bald head shining
He plunges the knife in the pig's intestinal lining
Repeatedly then immediately Turns greedily vehement
With murderous sentiment
Grimace as the blood hits the cement
Some gets in his mouth
He bites through the trachea
Gnarls
Then rips their gizzards out
About to explode from the rage
The necrophage stages an
Escape from the mental cage
25 years in a psychotic prison
Nobody will listen
Envision the distant apparition
An exhumed ex-human
With multiple ocular incisions
Can you see me?
Mother?
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Yessica...

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
SwarthySchlong said:
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Mother


Teeth grinding
Bald head shining
He plunges the knife in the pig's intestinal lining
Repeatedly then immediately Turns greedily vehement
With murderous sentiment
Grimace as the blood hits the cement
Some gets in his mouth
He bites through the trachea
Gnarls
Then rips their gizzards out
About to explode from the rage
The necrophage stages an
Escape from the mental cage
25 years in a psychotic prison
Nobody will listen
Envision the distant apparition
An exhumed ex-human
With multiple ocular incisions
Can you see me?
Mother?
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Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Yessica... said:
It's called WEBCAMMING.

You open an account. People pay to talk to you. There is a documentary explaining it on Netflix. Just google it.

You're probably going to have to stroke it for a lot of dudes, but camman, like you really care.
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You must have missed his earlier thread where he said he stroked it for old dudes already. 1000 whole dollars a month to jerk off for old dudes. Right warty schlong?
Hell admit to it, he doesnt care, the guys a creepo.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Alienwidow said:
You must have missed his earlier thread where he said he stroked it for old dudes already. 1000 whole dollars a month to jerk off for old dudes. Right warty schlong?
Hell admit to it, he doesnt care, the guys a creepo.
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True - and THIS is kinda fun!

I was starting to feel like a prick being mean to mainliner all the time. THIS doesn't feel bad at all.

Hey Worty Dong, how many std-filled, unsatisfied women/ men have you left in your wake? Think you've infected 30, 100?

Also, how much butt stuff did you do with guys? Its not gay if you stick a cucumber up your ass for some middle aged man on a webcam, it's only gay if you don't eat it after...

YUM.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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FEED

He's lost it
Thoughts are caustic
Crossed agnostic
Flummoxed Diagnostic
Et cetera
Psyche Shrouded in a Nebula
Yessica - she desires the ichor of this motherfucker
Feed her before I suck her
Life or
Deconstruct her
Just another meek human to devour
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
True - and THIS is kinda fun!

I was starting to feel like a prick being mean to mainliner all the time. THIS doesn't feel bad at all.

Hey Worty Dong, how many std-filled, unsatisfied women/ men have you left in your wake? Think you've infected 30, 100?

Also, how much butt stuff did you do with guys? Its not gay if you stick a cucumber up your ass for some middle aged man on a webcam, it's only gay if you don't eat it after...

YUM.
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I don't do butt stuff. Straight show
 
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