Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[WHATFG]

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You're seriously going to start in this thread? You have issues man...

 

[Yessica...]

You're seriously going to start in this thread? You have issues man...

No shit eh? There really has GOT to be some kind of forum for aspiring porn stars.

Chatroulette? Something like that? Web camming?

This just seems so unnecessary. Maybe it really has been a sock puppet this whole time?

I don't fucking know - stumped.

 

[SwarthySchlong]

My fuckin usb is completely erased.

FFFFUUUCK

 

[see4]

 

[SwarthySchlong]

That David Hasselhoff vid was badass in my onion

 

[iamnobody]

it takes the sunlight 8 minutes to reach the earth from the sun... but it only takes me 2 seconds to light this blung.

~ Bill Nye the science guy.

 

[Yessica...]

it takes the sunlight 8 minutes to reach the earth from the sun... but it only takes me 2 seconds to light this blung.

~ Bill Nye the science guy.

I fucking love SCIENCE!

 

[iamnobody]

I fucking love SCIENCE!

 

[Pinworm]

Just stopping in to wish you all a very killer April 20th. Have fun, be safe.

-pinny

 

[ebgood]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

So where has Ty been?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

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Just stopping in to wish you all a very killer April 20th. Have fun, be safe.

-pinny

You too Pinny. Love you.

 

[Singlemalt]

Dunno, maybe he finally enlisted USAF?

 

[UncleBuck]

So where has Ty been?

don't you fucking dare.

 

[Singlemalt]

^^^^LOL

 

[iamnobody]

The dank's a little too strong, and I got busted.

Smoked a blunt around 3, lit a heavy duty incense, lit a candle. Cracked a window. 5 hours later when my wife comes home are, "Are you smoking pot again? You're totally stoned aren't you?"

 

[Growan]

I need to sleep. Stop keep in me awake. It's 0450!

Bastards.

I'm going to sleep. I am.

 

[abe supercro]

 

[iamnobody]

sleep? what is this sleep you're talking about?


Work schedule for the next two days.

Wens - 5am - 130am between both jobs. giving a 3 hour break between. I'll be the only dishwasher that night.
thursday - 430am - 12am between both jobs. giving a 4 hour break between.

 

[Capt. Pissgums]

The dank's a little too strong, and I got busted.

Smoked a blunt around 3, lit a heavy duty incense, lit a candle. Cracked a window. 5 hours later when my wife comes home are, "Are you smoking pot again? You're totally stoned aren't you?"

Maybe it was all of the incense and candle burning, the open window, empty bottle of febreeze, and the pipe you were too stoned to remember to put away that tipped her off. If you stepped out and smoked a bowl, I'm pretty sure five hours later it would be long gone.