Baked out your face supermarket trip

KLITE

KLITE

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I went to supermarket stoned beyond belief to buy plastic bags and shit for cleaning. Im not sure but i was definetly in supermarket for min one hour could be closer to two and i didnt buy aaaany of the shit i needed, i still dont understand how it took so long! God i love bho

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Id like to see what some of you fuckers get when baked out your faces.
 
Growan

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KLITE said:
I went to supermarket stoned beyond belief to buy plastic bags and shit for cleaning. Im not sure but i was definetly in supermarket for min one hour could be closer to two and i didnt buy aaaany of the shit i needed, i still dont understand how it took so long! God i love bho

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Id like to see what some of you fuckers get when baked out your faces.
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Don't care how long it took, you nailed that shopping trip. Way to shop Klite!
 
Diabolical666

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6ohMax said:
SOmetimes I find myself LULzing....especially at wal mart or a grcery store...you will be thinking of someitng funny or you saw soemthing funny and there ya have it ..the stupid stoner grin i cant get rid of for 10 minutes
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And people are all like...."what"...and yer like "nothing" lol
 
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iamnobody

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I was high as a fucking kite a while back and my wife sent me to the store to pick up some cleaning BS.

It took 3 trips before I got everything, the first time I didn't even go to the right store. The third time I told the cashier "fuck I gotta quit getting high before I got shit to do".
 
6ohMax

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I remember back in 98 or 99 my buddy and I were walking up to wal mart and we saw this old lady ..I think she gave us a smarky comment or something...we started rolling for like 10 minutes non stop...
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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6ohMax said:
SOmetimes I find myself LULzing....especially at wal mart or a grcery store...you will be thinking of someitng funny or you saw soemthing funny and there ya have it ..the stupid stoner grin i cant get rid of for 10 minutes
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I do that sitting in traffic, everyones banging their head against the steering wheel and im just smiling and laughing for no reason. Hate shopping stoned alone, usually i feel like im in the way or other people are in my way. But it can be fun with a friend if your making fun of people or talking about funny stuff.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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one time i went into wally world drunk at 1:00 am for a small bag of chips came out with two bags of grapes, 5 pounds of potatoes wedges, a cork screw, a straw hat and a pack of jerky

didnt even get chips :/
 
curious2garden

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I have a pot of lobster, macaroni and cheese in the fridge courtesy of stoner shopping. I bought a couple lobster tails and some Fontina, Bleu, Gruyere, Asiago, Parmagiano, extra sharp cheddar. Roasted a head of garlic threw it in the sauce and added the Penne and whisked it in. At the end tossed in the raw lobster, yum. Except I can't eat carbs, stoner shopping.

I get on a jag and keep buying certain things, like Dawn dishwashing liquid, toilet paper, ziploc bags. It becomes a tic.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I seriously have a supermarket addiction. I'm not even joking when I say sometimes I'll go to 2 or 3 different supermarkets in one day. Like one right after the other. I dunno, I like price comparing...It's some weird mental idiosyncrasy I can't get over...I don't have any friends, and there aren't a lot of places that stay open late, either, so that has something to do with it, i'm sure.

I dunno, I buy weird shit sometimes, and other times just normal stuff. Been on a slow-cooker kick lately, doing a lot of braises and crock pot meals and the like.

Klite, seriously, you got a room for rent out there? It won't take me long to find a job, I'm sure. Lemme know how much you want for the first 3 months, and I'll get my plane ticket in order..haha
 
WeedFreak78

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The other week me and a buddy went to grab some burgers, we left with burgers,hot dogs, potato salad, cole slaw, stuffed peppers,pepperocinis, dill pickles, 3 types of chips, pretzels, 2 2 liters of soda, oatmeal raisin cookies, mini brownies and a blueberry pie. I went for milk eggs and some oj the other day, I bought a whole corned beef and cabbage meal, I never had any around St. paddy's day and had been having a craving. I bought enough for like 10 people..I live alone:wall:. I've been eating it for 4 days now..lol.no end in sight..
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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WeedFreak78 said:
The other week me and a buddy went to grab some burgers, we left with burgers,hot dogs, potato salad, cole slaw, stuffed peppers,pepperocinis, dill pickles, 3 types of chips, pretzels, 2 2 liters of soda, oatmeal raisin cookies, mini brownies and a blueberry pie. I went for milk eggs and some oj the other day, I bought a whole corned beef and cabbage meal, I never had any around St. paddy's day and had been having a craving. I bought enough for like 10 people..I live alone:wall:. I've been eating it for 4 days now..lol.no end in sight..
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I did the corned beef and cabbage thing for like 2 weeks straight after St Paddys day..I swear I pickled myself slightly in the process.
 
Unclebaldrick

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KLITE said:
I went to supermarket stoned beyond belief to buy plastic bags and shit for cleaning. Im not sure but i was definetly in supermarket for min one hour could be closer to two and i didnt buy aaaany of the shit i needed, i still dont understand how it took so long! God i love bho

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Id like to see what some of you fuckers get when baked out your faces.
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Here in the states those places are too bright to enter on BHO. It's like staring at the sun during a solar eclipse... special equipment is needed.
 
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