Random Facts to ponder when stoned

[Grandpapy]

Wait what are you down this way?

Yea, got to the motel about 1am. Back to the job at 6 and on my way home at 8.
Just got back home about an hour ago, I waved as I went by.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

NPR phag identified.

Indeed. CO NPR is not good. They repeat themselves every hour. nPR here could be a lot better too. Any time they play music it is some horrible "world music" or improvisational jazz - ech! Now Iowa. They have some proper NPR, no shit. Amazing music after six. I plan my drive around it.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Do you know who is buried in the famous Brookwood cemetary in Britain,,,,,,,dead people

Keep on Growin

HoLE

Too soon.

 

[curious2garden]

Indeed. CO NPR is not good. They repeat themselves every hour. nPR here could be a lot better too. Any time they play music it is some horrible "world music" or improvisational jazz - ech! Now Iowa. They have some proper NPR, no shit. Amazing music after six. I plan my drive around it.

You are a modern day bard I am grateful I know you.

 

[Pinworm]

 

[ebgood]

Heres a good random fact i found funny and cool. While producing the movie finding nemo, members of the writing crew had trouble finding a name for the diver that caught nemo. The group in charge of the scene was mostly filippino and couldnt decide what to name the "pisherman". u following me? The group took the question to one of the editors and they decided that was it. P.Sherman , 42 wallaby way was born

 

[superloud]

There are over 200 million ants per human being on the earth.?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Heres a good random fact i found funny and cool. While producing the movie finding nemo, members of the writing crew had trouble finding a name for the diver that caught nemo. The group in charge of the scene was mostly filippino and couldnt decide what to name the "pisherman". u following me? The group took the question to one of the editors and they decided that was it. P.Sherman , 42 wallaby way was born

Hey, no spoilers.

 

[UncleBuck]

you have so many arteries and veins in your body that if you took them all out and laid them end to end, you would die.

 

[mainliner]

bruises taste better when peached aha lol

 

[ChingOwn]

Is Eldric Tiger Woods named tiger because his mother was Asian and his father Was black...Yellow and Black sorta like a tiger?

Was Froto Baggins named Froto because hobbits have hairy feet...Fro Toes?

 

[Skuxx]

you have so many arteries and veins in your body that if you took them all out and laid them end to end, you would die.

What if you were already dead?

 

[Pinworm]

 

[mainliner]

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die in a river

 

[Unclebaldrick]

die in a river

So mainliner... despite this being a really good time to chill out and mend fences... this is the way you choose to go.

I don't know why i am feeling charitable to you right now but I am offering you my best advice. Unless it is you intention to cause chaos, this would be a really good time to accept any hands that get extended to you in friendship.

Oh, by the way. I am but a tiny speck of a man compared to Pinworm. You do not have a chance against him. Know when you are licked or perish. Seriously. Poor tactical choice.

 

[neosapien]

 

[Doobius1]

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Gary Goodson]

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Lol at the last one

 

[mr sunshine]

Fact...If you finger your buthole while you watch lesbian porn, You're still a faggot.



Fact. I've had a needle stuck in my dick before.



Fact. When i was 16 i fucked a hooker in tijuana.




The third one probably has a lot to do with the second one.