thepenofareadywriter
Well-Known Member
time heals all wounds...some sooner then others...
So what're YOU doing later?So for you, I would suggest finding the biggest dick around and fuck it! Or at least suck it
I was actually thinking about whacking it, but now I might have to reconsiderSo what're YOU doing later?
Yah I've got this for you hun. Look in a break up we get all bleary teary and feeling sorry. No, that shit doesn't work it just makes you look like hell.Hello all,
Just wondering if anyone has some good advice in dealing with a break up.
I am, trying to deal with one right now. It's hard as fuck.
Keeping busy is helping a lot. Weed and Wine are a godsend.
But if anyone has any tips, my sad-pants, bitch-ass would love to hear it.
If I don't respond right away, it's probably because it's hard to type through all the TEARS...
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Oooooh my EMOTIONS.
P.S. I think Giffies and Pictures would probably be just what the doctor ordered....
The night is dark and full or terrors....Yah I've got this for you hun. Look in a break up we get all bleary teary and feeling sorry. No, that shit doesn't work it just makes you look like hell.
The answer is to do what the guys do. Go straight to angry. This gives you the strength to burn down his car, put an axe through his front door or put a shark in his pool. Now is the time to get creative.
Also remember his hot friends? Yeah they are no longer off limits. They know him, you know him, bang a few and discuss his 'short' comings with them
Yeah.......... that should get you started, but stop the crying, get out there and fuck with his mind, or stuff, or friends.
Honey unless there's been an axe or a knife involved you haven't been in loveThe night is dark and full or terrors....
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YOU are sadistic - I love it!
I will never ever do any of it - but the thought is fun....
Does WINE count?Almost forgot the most important assistance with a break-up: beer. Do not go to the hard stuff though. Just drink enough beer you have to run triple your mileage and your ass is still visible from low earth orbit (don't ask).
Honey unless there's been an axe or a knife involved you haven't been in love![]()
We are motherfuckin' twinsies! I'm blasted off my ass right now and you know what? My penmanship sucked so bad the nuns beat my hand! LOL like mangling my hand would make me write better, right? I mean RIGHT? LoL.I finished the baking for SCIENCE CAMP this weekend!
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Well, I still have to write some more elements on the periodic cupcakes...But I'm too drunk right now to finish...
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I wasn't really drunk when I wrote those though. My penmanship is poor. Too bad you couldn't type icing.
See now that makes fuckin' sense to me. I miss being 20. It was so much easier, you just dumped a bottle of fish sauce in their ride and walked away. Or you had a garage sale, or you picked all the seams in their pants loose (just enough to get them to work).