Break ups: The survivors guide. WITH SCHEMATICS. Please add your 2 cents...

Yessica...

Yessica...

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bluntmassa1 said:
Sounds like time to party shit my wife left me I'd get over it.
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Are you saying your wife DID leave you, and you got over it?

OOOOOorrrrr...if your current wife did at some point in time leave you, you hypothetically would get over it?

I can't read your mind.....Yet.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Doobius1 said:
Just got back from a killer atv ride. Covered in mud.
Did you have to do all the dishes too?
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The cooking ones and serving ones yes. But their cutlery and plates and cups were disposable mostly.

I got my car stuck! I drove down a big hill and got oggered in some sand. The MEN pulled me out this afternoon. Ever funny.
I bake and make cookies all day and the men help me when my poor driving causes me issues....

hahahah
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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neosapien said:
Aww I'm sorry. The only advice I can offer is to take some time for self-reflection, and know that you will be smarter and stronger after this. I speak from experience.
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I think that all your advice would mean a lot more if you showed me a picture of your hands. Or penis. Just sayin...

hahhahaha

I've been drinking
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Gary Goodson said:
Hey @Yessica... hows it hanging?

I have news for you! Do you remember the other day when I was drunk and you took advantage of me? Well, I think I'm pregnant! Are you gonna be there for our lil GARYth?!
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I FUCKING HATE THAT NAME!!!!

hahaha

I'll raise a hypothetical love child with you from a spontaneous sexless pregnancy.

Can it be born with a tail and be a gay though? That's alls I want in a child.
 
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