The Drunk Thread!

StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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I have percocet that has tylenol in it :)

I'km still sick but decided I'd like to get smashed today. 12% belgian beer with brett in it. kinda strange but drinkable.

great day got some shit done repaired around the house. the guy shows up amd me being all high left lines and vials just laying out. he seemed nice so I gavehim a beer as he worked and i blankly stared at the computer.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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StonedFarmer said:
I have percocet that has tylenol in it :)

I'km still sick but decided I'd like to get smashed today. 12% belgian beer with brett in it. kinda strange but drinkable.

great day got some shit done repaired around the house. the guy shows up amd me being all high left lines and vials just laying out. he seemed nice so I gavehim a beer as he worked and i blankly stared at the computer.
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I've had 5 beer.

hahahah

In thunder Bay the locals don't add an (s) to their beers. It's always "I drank 17 beer"

Is that a thing? I always thought it sounded weird...
 
StonedFarmer

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Yessica... said:
I've had 5 beer.

hahahah

In thunder Bay the locals don't add an (s) to their beers. It's always "I drank 17 beer"

Is that a thing? I always thought it sounded weird...
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When I was in Sudbury and north bay it was kinda the same. the drunks here just slur and ya learn to nod.

I've had two 20 ounce pints of 12% beer in probably 30 min.

now I gotta have my mom walk me to the beer store... so gangster
 
The Outdoorsman

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I like to go to the local dive bar and watch wheel of fortune with the locals. You get a free drink if you are the first to call the phrase. I don't win too often, but when I do it's like my horse just won the Kentucky derby.
 
The Outdoorsman

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ChingOwn said:
I been drinking since it was tuesday cause it was like the mexican thing to do

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Buy me a plane ticket? Feed me authentic Mexican/ new mexican and go on a whiskey binger for 3-5 days? In exchange I will be your wingman and help you score some better looking bittys than the one posted few days ago. Not the PBR one, the one that grabbed your dick. Unless they both did.... Did they?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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I'm too drunk to pick up the baby. hahahaha

Thank fuck it isn't MY baby or I'd have to come to the realization I might be a bad parent.

I'm a fucking cool Gawd parent though....hahahaha
 
ChingOwn

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The Outdoorsman said:
Buy me a plane ticket? Feed me authentic Mexican/ new mexican and go on a whiskey binger for 3-5 days? In exchange I will be your wingman and help you score some better looking bittys than the one posted few days ago. Not the PBR one, the one that grabbed your dick. Unless they both did.... Did they?
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No just the fat one.... I will be more than happy to fly you down, and we can get fucked up hard mode of course you are going to leave with a better appreciation for tequilia than whiskey ..I have to warn you though in my experience most of these chola women except for this one, (all she wanted to do was gag on my dick all day and loved taken shots down the throat but she was ghetto as fuck)400.jpg


dont like white dudes they have been brought up racist...but if we go down to Juarez well now that's a different story..If we manage to not get shot we will be secksy bitches all night long...It actually makes me feel out of place when they come up and hit on me.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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ChingOwn said:
No just the fat one.... I will be more than happy to fly you down, and we can get fucked up hard mode of course you are going to leave with a better appreciation for tequilia than whiskey ..I have to warn you though in my experience most of these chola women except for this one, (all she wanted to do was gag on my dick all day and loved taken shots down the throat but she was ghetto as fuck)View attachment 3413454


dont like white dudes they have been brought up racist...but if we go down to Juarez well now that's a different story..If we manage to not get shot we will be secksy bitches all night long...It actually makes me feel out of place when they come up and hit on me.
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Don't tempt me! It might just happen...
 
StonedFarmer

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so drunk, after I got a beer with mymom Im nkt sure. i chugged a 710ml can of mol dry then had beers and hash with my brother.

think I may have been blacked out since last week
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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cocktail time. got a hankering for a whiskey sour: A triple Old Grand Dad 114, fresh lemons, simple syrup and a dash of bitters.
 
dolamic

dolamic

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No idea what the mexican broads are saying, pero, no me importa a la chinga la madre.
I got some Coors tonight, with about 18 of their friends, entonces vamos a ver que te paso~
Pero, otra vez, yo no tengo ninguna idea que te paso~ a la noche....
Where da weed at?
 
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