Do you masturbate? A poll

[Unclebaldrick]

Is this some sort of British Canadian thing? Like colour and color?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Very rarely. Like once or twice a day tops.

 

[Pinworm]

I beat off in the ACE hardware bathroom just this morning.

 

[Grandpapy]

Hello, I am Mr. Master Bates, Muster, my brother, is over there playing with himself.

 

[bluntmassa1]

Every month it sucks like "The fuck we use to fuck on the rag?" I got no problem with bloody pussy but no.

 

[SunnyJim]

Today? Just a little.

 

[Diabolical666]

no comment

 

[SunnyJim]

I'm smashed. On my own, house sitting for my mom, seeing double. Lame.

 

[mr sunshine]

Never Have. My dick skin is tight and smooth.

 

[Yessica...]

I've only ever Pinwormed, so I don't understand the question.

 

[SunnyJim]

Who knew Leffe Blonde was 6.6 abv.. Five half-liter cans. What's that in American?

 

[Cowboykush]

Do people really do that?

 

[SunnyJim]

Do people really do that?

Oh, sure. Usually only at night. Sometimes in the morning.

 

[Cowboykush]

Well.....i thought about it once I'll confess

 

[SunnyJim]

Well.....i thought about it one I'll confess

Try it. It's quite liberating.

EDIT: For optimum results, use a Mainy sock.

 

[UncleBuck]

Who knew Leffe Blonde was 6.6 abv.. Five half-liter cans. What's that in American?

about a pound.

 

[SunnyJim]

about a pound.

Quite.

 

[Yessica...]

Do people really do that?

Drink Leffe Blonde? I guess so.

Must be a European thing...

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Prefer Grimbergen blonde myself.

 

[Yessica...]

Prefer Grimbergen blonde myself.

What does HE look like?



I'd drink that.