I Was Fired #BULLSHIT !a

[tyler.durden]

Why would anyone share their misery with others that delight in it? Masochism at its finest, people are fascinating...

 

[UncleBuck]

jobs:skywalker::forums:finshaggy

they both keep getting banned over and over.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I jacked off at lunch today, seriously. The boss was cool with it though. I gave myself permission to get high and crank one out in a very famous guitarist guess bathroom, 'Merica fuck yeah.

 

[Yessica...]

was that the braums on shady grove?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

No shit.

I'm sorry, but someone has GOT to tell you this @Iloveskywalkerog

It's not hard to hold down a minimum wage job.

1. Show up on time, or early. Leave when your shift is over, not before.

2. If you can do your work high - awesome. If you can't, FUCKING DON'T.

3. Do not jerk off at work, ever. Or at least never do it unless you are 100% sure you will get away with it.

4. Don't harass people at work. Do not make sexually suggestive comments, unless you feel that the person reciprocates. Don't make other people uncomfortable.

5. NEVER EVER SHOW UP TO WORK AND INSTEAD OF TALKING WORDS YOU JUST RESPOND TO EVERYTHING WITH:

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You know how to read. You even strung together a whole bunch of sentences for the first post. I was actually kind of impressed.

So what the fuck are you DOING?????

You have to realize at this point, it's NOT THEM.

IT IS YOU.

Wait,what?

Are you implying that this little fucker was flogging his dolphin at work?

 

[Blue Wizard]

I jacked off at lunch today, seriously. The boss was cool with it though. I gave myself permission to get high and crank one out in a very famous guitarist guess bathroom, 'Merica fuck yeah.

Impressive. I took two shits today at work, I read a magazine during the first one. Sticking it to the man.

 

[Yessica...]

Wait,what?

Are you implying that this little fucker was flogging his dolphin at work?

How do you get fired 8 times!!!!???

I don't know what I would have to do!!!

Jerking off seems to make sense. Sex addict?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

How do you get fired 8 times!!!!???

I don't know what I would have to do!!!

Jerking off seems to make sense. Sex addict?

Debilitating body odor?

Butt smell?

Tourrette's Syndrome?

 

[Yessica...]

Debilitating body odor?

Butt smell?

Tourrette's Syndrome?

Fucking something!

 

[mr sunshine]

Jessie look threw Craigslist. Nobody here gives a fuck, you complain like a little bitch.


Act like a man.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

@Iloveskywalkerog

One word; plastics.








Lol

 

[Yessica...]

@Iloveskywalkerog

One word; plastics.








Lol

 

[Gary Goodson]

@Iloveskywalkerog are you still breathing?

 

[UncleBuck]

fuck you, ty.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Impressive. I took two shits today at work, I read a magazine during the first one. Sticking it to the man.

That's how it started. I had to shit again (2nd of the day) and then I realized I was all alone, so then.....

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Yeah, but in his case maybe it should be a 5 gallon plastic bucket and some drumsticks.

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

Why would anyone share their misery with others that delight in it? Masochism at its finest, people are fascinating...

I have to let it out some way or else I will go insane, despite the fact that no one cares, and I will get talked negative of really doesn't matter just be happy you don't have to know me in person, this is the only place where I'm able to lay it out on the table.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I have to let it out some way or else I will go insane, despite the fact that no one cares, and I will get talked negative of really doesn't matter just be happy you don't have to know me in person, this is the only place where I'm able to lay it out on the table.

Why do you think you have been fired eight times? Be honest.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I have to let it out some way or else I will go insane, despite the fact that no one cares, and I will get talked negative of really doesn't matter just be happy you don't have to know me in person, this is the only place where I'm able to lay it out on the table.

You ARE still breathing!..







This thread sucks ass!! I'm out, someone tag me when he jumps

 

[Dyna Ryda]

"cause their kids would be to lazy to steal"