I gotta drug test tomorrow help!!!

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Alex rios

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I have been smoking straight gas for the last month (not the smartest choice when i got a probation drug test coming up) i was looking to see some methods that some heavy smokers used to pass im currently thinking aboit sure-jel and lots of water.
 
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Alex rios

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Lol no im on criminal probation the officer charged me thats hy this drug test is important i dont wanna find out what jail looks like i wouldnt say im a criminal its just weed but in the eyes of the court i am unfortunatly lol :)
 
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Alex rios

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texasjack said:
might want to change your handle from your real name too. You're going to fail unless you can get some fake pee.
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I have passed in the past by adding water directly to the pee but i got transfered to a guy probation officer who watches me from behind im gonna dilute tf out of this pee oh did you know you could not even use pea and use water to pass i tried it with a drug test i took from their office it came up negative lol :) nd i know i gotta change my name maybe stonerburnsalot or something lmao!
 
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You have to keep the pee at body temperature. If they watch you pee pulling off the pour will be next to impossible. If you fail just be persistent that you haven't smoked for 3 or 4 weeks. That way it could be residual. They can't hold smoking against you that pre-dates your probation. Marijuana can stay in the system for up to 40 days depending on your body fat. If you have low body fat I would just drink about 5 gallons of water tonight with some b12 and b6. The water should flush and the b vitamins will help, not only to strip the delta 9 but also to give your urine color. So that the flush isn't so obvious. Then if you want you can eat a couple packs of certo.
If you go the fake route, look up recipes for fake urine, it will be important to duplicate the chemical makeup of urine. All of this is at your own risk of course. You can also get a small Advil bottle and wash it thoroughly carry a paper lip or pin in your pocket and use press and seal wrap on the top. When you go keep the bottle between your legs it will reach body temp in around 30 minutes use the pin to puncture the press and seal and let the urine run off of your finger in a pointing position and it will simulate peeing. It's hard but doable. You can also use powdered bleach under your fingernail and just dip it in the cup after you pee but you want to use just a tiny bit. They test parts per million so if you can drink enough to flush it's good but water toxicity is a thing so don't drink too much it will make you sick as shit. Just use these methods at your own discretion we are not responsible for failed tests, illness, or injury these are merely known ways to pass a test.
 
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Alex rios

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AutoBerry said:
You have to keep the pee at body temperature. If they watch you pee pulling off the pour will be next to impossible. If you fail just be persistent that you haven't smoked for 3 or 4 weeks. That way it could be residual. They can't hold smoking against you that pre-dates your probation. Marijuana can stay in the system for up to 40 days depending on your body fat. If you have low body fat I would just drink about 5 gallons of water tonight with some b12 and b6. The water should flush and the b vitamins will help, not only to strip the delta 9 but also to give your urine color. So that the flush isn't so obvious. Then if you want you can eat a couple packs of certo.
If you go the fake route, look up recipes for fake urine, it will be important to duplicate the chemical makeup of urine. All of this is at your own risk of course. You can also get a small Advil bottle and wash it thoroughly carry a paper lip or pin in your pocket and use press and seal wrap on the top. When you go keep the bottle between your legs it will reach body temp in around 30 minutes use the pin to puncture the press and seal and let the urine run off of your finger in a pointing position and it will simulate peeing. It's hard but doable. You can also use powdered bleach under your fingernail and just dip it in the cup after you pee but you want to use just a tiny bit. They test parts per million so if you can drink enough to flush it's good but water toxicity is a thing so don't drink too much it will make you sick as shit. Just use these methods at your own discretion we are not responsible for failed tests, illness, or injury these are merely known ways to pass a test.
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I have something very similar to certo just a different brand its call sure jel its fruit pectin but powderd im going to drink lots of water tonight nd i have a very low fat % i usually get weed out no matter how often i smoke in 2 weeks but this time i was dumb nd smoked a few times in those 2weeks ive been on probation for 6 monthes so i cant use that excuse lol but thank you for the info i realley needed it!
 
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