I gotta drug test tomorrow help!!!

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Alex rios

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AutoBerry said:
You have to keep the pee at body temperature. If they watch you pee pulling off the pour will be next to impossible. If you fail just be persistent that you haven't smoked for 3 or 4 weeks. That way it could be residual. They can't hold smoking against you that pre-dates your probation. Marijuana can stay in the system for up to 40 days depending on your body fat. If you have low body fat I would just drink about 5 gallons of water tonight with some b12 and b6. The water should flush and the b vitamins will help, not only to strip the delta 9 but also to give your urine color. So that the flush isn't so obvious. Then if you want you can eat a couple packs of certo.
If you go the fake route, look up recipes for fake urine, it will be important to duplicate the chemical makeup of urine. All of this is at your own risk of course. You can also get a small Advil bottle and wash it thoroughly carry a paper lip or pin in your pocket and use press and seal wrap on the top. When you go keep the bottle between your legs it will reach body temp in around 30 minutes use the pin to puncture the press and seal and let the urine run off of your finger in a pointing position and it will simulate peeing. It's hard but doable. You can also use powdered bleach under your fingernail and just dip it in the cup after you pee but you want to use just a tiny bit. They test parts per million so if you can drink enough to flush it's good but water toxicity is a thing so don't drink too much it will make you sick as shit. Just use these methods at your own discretion we are not responsible for failed tests, illness, or injury these are merely known ways to pass a test.
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Autoberry i passed with your info i drank a ton of water took a b12 nd b6 drank fruit pectin(sure jel) nd passed thank you sooo much u mighta saved me a trip to the big house thank you your awesome!
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Alex rios said:
Autoberry i passed with your info i drank a ton of water took a b12 nd b6 drank fruit pectin(sure jel) nd passed thank you sooo much u mighta saved me a trip to the big house thank you your awesome!
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Yo dawg you best prep urself for next time grab some fake pee frm a smoke shop rn furreal

Just playing.. glad for you. Seriously though, get, ready for next time.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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So you didn't masturbate or soil yourself? I guess that's good, although I was really looking forward to hearing their reactions. Perhaps next time. I am smoking some og kush, and I'm quite baked...
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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I had a drug test this one time for a job, and I took it and totally passed. I still have no idea how they can tell if you been smokin by testing the poop in the cup
 
leftyguitar

leftyguitar

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Alex rios said:
I have been smoking straight gas for the last month (not the smartest choice when i got a probation drug test coming up) i was looking to see some methods that some heavy smokers used to pass im currently thinking aboit sure-jel and lots of water.
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How did the test go?
 
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