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iamnobody

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Had a job interview today.

Went great. They offered me the job but I turned it down because they were offering the same pay as what I'm making now. So I'm waiting for them to check with the GM to see if they can give me a better offer. With any luck they'll give me what I'm asking or close enough to it.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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iamnobody said:
Had a job interview today.

Went great. They offered me the job but I turned it down because they were offering the same pay as what I'm making now. So I'm waiting for them to check with the GM to see if they can give me a better offer. With any luck they'll give me what I'm asking or close enough to it.
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good luck homie. get that $$
 
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iamnobody

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Reasons why I like where I work...


There's this server that we often refer to as Princess. The reason being is that she freaks out when a drop of sauce gets on her fingers. It's pretty funny actually.

Well the other day I'm cleaning the pits. Now this job is disgusting. My work uniforms are in bags outside because they reek so much of grease it's unreal. A raccoon or something tore the bag apart. Gotta soak them in Boiling hot dawn dish soap first then take them the laundromat because my wife freaks out if I wash them at home....


Anyway I'm scrubbing the grills of these things in the three piece sink, and I hear her start to wig out over some sauce getting on her hands.

To which I spin around tilt my head the side and say "Fucking really?" The look of guilt on her face was priceless. But we're cool with each other though.

She knows that if she ever accidently drops something in the trash I'll fish it out for her, and I know she'll scrape her plates even though she it grosses her out.

It's the people I work with that make the job fun.

You don't always get that in the workplace.

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The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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Gary Goodson said:
Anyone else love the fuck out of a home made tortilla with butter?
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I fucks with the lefse and butter, add sugar or peanut butter.. Never had a tortilla with just butter. Same thing pretty much. Making homemade taco's/ carnitas or whatever they are called, I found some of that asian hot chile oil works bomb if you dip the tortilla in some of that stuff (warmed in a pan) before building the works.

Fuck now I'm hungry.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Tortilla;
The most versatile of hood food.
Hood food? Yes hood food

150 calories a tortilly makes it one of the most calorie dense and cheap foods you can buy

Eaten cold you can add honey or jelly. Put it on the stove top and slather some butter. Good to go.
Cover a buttered tortilly in sugar and cinnamon if you cant fry it up, still good. Can also be added to a variety of foods, the dumplings in soup etc



Iamnobody. Quit making excuses, everyone i fuck is younger than me, nothing wrong with it and i happen to dig the pussy. Stuck up and spoiled just means she may not end up in your bed but trust me that has nothing to do with performance. Most everyone i fuck is a stck up college chick
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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And ya iamnobody.. if she's stuck up then she obviously knows she can force you to do whatever she wants. So you have three choices.
1. Be a pushover.. I'd say pussy whipped, but you'd need pussy first.
2. Tell her fuck off and stop being a hoe and that cleaning grease is part of her job too.
3. Fuck her.. literally
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Lol ya found everywhere in poor neighborhoods.
Man cannot live on bread alone

But man can live on a cheap bottle of multi viatamins and tortilla for less than 20 a month

Also being from texas and my girl was born in mexico, i can pronounce
 
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