Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

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When we showed up there we had just driven from the Maine Coast. We had been camping and it poured down buckets on the last day. So we had all this wet gear in the Mini and the windows kept fogging over. So we were seriously beat when we got there. The wife had never been there and I had not since I was about 12. It was trippy. All that mist kept evaporating on our skin and playing havoc on our weakened constitutions. Clifton hill was a nightmare for us and the funicular was under repair.

If ya didn't know it, Niagara Falls is a cautionary tale here. We have seen it as an example of the worst possible way to treat a natural wonder. The falls are still pretty badass though. Get your butt to a canyon now. Although glaciers are cool too. ;)

Glad you had a great time.
ah man sorry you had a crap time, ya i hadnt been there since i was a kid as well, it was much more enjoyable as an adult, the ripleys museum was the only museum we did and it was alot of fun

as for the falls, they get repaired alot my father works for the company that does it , which is a branch fo the hydro company than theres the american side who also do up to their line as well, they actually take great care of it, and restore the natural rock foundation alot because it erodes over time due to the amount of water running through there, you cant tell but they actually slow the falls down at night
 

neosapien

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Me and my buddy went to Niagara many years ago. We were just legal in Canada's eyes but still a few away in Amerika's. We went to a gentleman's club by the name of Sundowners. He's pretty smooth and convinced one of the dancers to smoke her last joint with us after work and drive us to the casinos. As were sitting in her car puffing, she tells us of how she came to be a stripper and how she's actually a teacher paying her way through school and how she does it for the kids. We dubbed her "the stripper with the heart of gold". Lol Whether she was just blowing smoke is unknown. Either way she was cool enough to smoke us up and drive us around. That's my Niagara story.
 

Unclebaldrick

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ah man sorry you had a crap time, ya i hadnt been there since i was a kid as well, it was much more enjoyable as an adult, the ripleys museum was the only museum we did and it was alot of fun

as for the falls, they get repaired alot my father works for the company that does it , which is a branch fo the hydro company than theres the american side who also do up to their line as well, they actually take great care of it, and restore the natural rock foundation alot because it erodes over time due to the amount of water running through there, you cant tell but they actually slow the falls down at night
Didn't really have a crap time. We had a nice suite overlooking the falls. We were just really tired and drained. It was a nice place to recharge. Very cool that your dad is involved in repairing them. We went into the tunnels underneath and thought it was pretty cool. But the town is kind of a mess.
 

bu$hleaguer

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Been staying in a $300 a night room for the past three nights in Tahoe. Last night I watched a forensic files marathon, called security on the party next door at 2am after I was there for a few hours and drank tons of their alcohol, then watched more forensic files and beat off. All in all a pretty good night.
 

Gary Goodson

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I was just remembering this one time at my grandmas, she told me
"Mijo, go over there and get me the fleshlight"
I said "FLESHLIGHT?! No way, Grandma!"
She said "hurry! I can't find the remote and judge Judy is coming on"
Then it hit me, I thought to myself "oooh flashlight, thank god"
She has a thick accent:roll: So, there I am looking where she told me and guess what I find?! A mother fucking fleshlight!!



Grandma you WHORE!
 

The Outdoorsman

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Been staying in a $300 a night room for the past three nights in Tahoe. Last night I watched a forensic files marathon, called security on the party next door at 2am after I was there for a few hours and drank tons of their alcohol, then watched more forensic files and beat off. All in all a pretty good night.
Lake Tahoe? Sand Harbor is a cool swimming spot. Big rock formations to jump off and what not. Wish I was there right now.
About 1:30 in
 

bu$hleaguer

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I was just remembering this one time at my grandmas, she told me
"Mijo, go over there and get me the fleshlight"
I said "FLESHLIGHT?! No way, Grandma!"
She said "hurry! I can't find the remote and judge Judy is coming on"
Then it hit me, I thought to myself "oooh flashlight, thank god"
She has a thick accent:roll: So, there I am looking where she told me and guess what I find?! A mother fucking fleshlight!!



Grandma you WHORE!
2 quick questions: Did you use it? Does your gramma have a cock?
 

qwizoking

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Ahh fuck, that was a good night.
Woke Up with 30 something notifications..checked 4.. sorry


Damn they sure dont advertise like mothers day. I had no clue
 
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