Metasynth
Well-Known Member
I'd share a steak with you anytime, brother!with a fat dude
I'd share a steak with you anytime, brother!with a fat dude
Happy Father's Day Gary!!!Fuckin @sneakyfoot came to kick it again(with his ol RIU lurking ass) we are up to the same old shit, getting stoned and drunk! Cause that's what we do!
I'm on some old school gangsta rap and he hates it lol
Thanks, I just wanna give you a mouth hug! And by that I mean suck your dick. I would cook you a steak so bloody it came with a tampon! Cause that's how I cook mine no need for steak sauce either, we have jizz, right?Happy Father's Day Gary!!!
I wish you were around my neck of the woods to cook me a steak! I may not be a fat guy, but I can eat a steak like one.
Blue rare please. The bloodier the better!
Steak sauce is blasphemy!Thanks, I just wanna give you a mouth hug! And by that I mean suck your dick. I would cook you a steak so bloody it came with a tampon! Cause that's how I cook mine no need for steak sauce either, we have jizz, right?
Serious question,Do you swallow?Steak sauce is blasphemy!
And we can have Jizz for dessert! Don't jizz up my steak please. I prefer au natural...
(note to self: if you ever go to @Gary Goodson 's for dinner, make sure you bring luminol and CSI black lights...probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting)
http://www.riffsy.com/view/riff/3613510/Jackson-Pollock-painting-Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-GIF
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That's a rhetorical question, you silly bird!Serious question,Do you swallow?
U know I love you, And I would love to sex you right?That's a rhetorical question, you silly bird!
In this hypothetical internet world, I know you would love to.U know I love you, And I would love to sex you right?
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I like Rothko if I had to choose between him and Pollock.
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Girl... to sabes.In this hypothetical internet world, I know you would love to.
In the REAL world, I know you are in a loving and committed relationship and would never.
THAT'S why you are such a good little filthy bird. DON'T EVER CHANGE!
You never know!Girl... to sabes.
If my chicken was ever down to have a threesome. You would be first in a very long long line. Of potential victims *cough, cough* um I, I meant PARTNERS..
Honestly, if you need steak sauce then something went wrong! The way I do mines, there's no need, but I just thought you'd love some jizz... My bad for miss judging youSteak sauce is blasphemy!
And we can have Jizz for dessert! Don't jizz up my steak please. I prefer au natural...
(note to self: if you ever go to @Gary Goodson 's for dinner, make sure you bring luminol and CSI black lights...probably looks like a Jackson Pollock painting up in there)
http://www.riffsy.com/view/riff/3613510/Jackson-Pollock-painting-Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-GIF
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I imagine we would all get drunk and take thizzle pills.get to know each other laugh a little bit.then maybe get into intoxicated truth or dare. I will eventually dare you girls to get naked and make out... or whatever. At some point u girls will be using different toys on each other while I jack off and snort coke . When you ladies had enough pussy a double blow job would be nice..because you're the new addition and we have classy American like manners . You would be the one I fuck first we can start doggy style with my girlfriend sucking on your clit as you rub her soaking wet pussy...You never know!
I'd still be very hesitant to be the third party in a couple. I'd always be afraid that the woman, or even the man, would get really jealous.
Also, in a three-way - often the "star" is the wife/ girlfriend. I like to be the centre of attention...OBVI.
Not like more than one penis or a bukakke party or anything. But I would like all parties to be into me, that's for damn sure! hahah
WELL DONE SIR!I imagine we would all get drunk and take thizzle pills.get to know each other laugh a little bit.then maybe get into intoxicated truth or dare. I will eventually dare you girls to get naked and make out... or whatever. At some point u girls will be using different toys on each other while I jack off and snort coke . When you ladies had enough pussy a double blow iob would be nice..because your the new addition and we have classy American like manners . You would be the one I fuck first we can start doggy style with my girlfriend sucking on your clit as you rub her soaking wet pussy...
or something like that I don't usually fantasize about these type of things.. never, It's my first time.
LmaoI imagine we would all get drunk and take thizzle pills.get to know each other laugh a little bit.then maybe get into intoxicated truth or dare. I will eventually dare you girls to get naked and make out... or whatever. At some point u girls will be using different toys on each other while I jack off and snort coke . When you ladies had enough pussy a double blow job would be nice..because you're the new addition and we have classy American like manners . You would be the one I fuck first we can start doggy style with my girlfriend sucking on your clit as you rub her soaking wet pussy...
or something like that I don't usually fantasize about these type of things.. never, It's my first time.
Hey Abe, why do those carrots look good? You do something to them?Hit a second wind and turned this fiasco into a salad w grilled carrots, onions and blanched kale. gorgonzola/blue cheese added
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