The UK Growers Thread!

TheHulk11

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sweaty ballsack weather here, not seen the sun all day but it's been humid as fuck and overcast.

fish finger buttys for tea, feel all greasy now but i'm not hungry any more. i need to try and make a kush joint without a grinder, i've got a little stainless steel bowl and a pair of scissors instead, it gives you a bad cramp in the hands if you overdo it, but gives the weed a lovely consistency.

yeah you'll defo be 14st by crimbo hulk, unless you are still gonna be walking round the warehouse n shit lol
Unfortunately I'll still have the odd hour or 2 here and there in the warehouse mate, but not much, Doubt I'll end up 14st tho I'm a skinny fucker always been near the 9st mark for the last 15 yrs now.
 

Merlot

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Yeah me too on the skinny fucker thing.

In my early 20s I was only 50kg at 6'2...I were lifting 20ton a day working in a meat factory, still didnt bulk out any. Hitting 70ish now 10 years later, still not very beefy though lol I can make up for the lack of beef with out n out aggression...a few meatheads realized this to their misfortune :D
 

TheHulk11

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Yeah me too on the skinny fucker thing.

In my early 20s I was only 50kg at 6'2...I were lifting 20ton a day working in a meat factory, still didnt bulk out any. Hitting 70ish now 10 years later, still not very beefy though lol I can make up for the lack of beef with out n out aggression...a few meatheads realized this to their misfortune :D
I'm 6ft pushing 30 and prob won't ever go much past 55 kg/10st ish. lol, I eat like fuck work out a lot work hard and still never gain weight. But for a skinny guy to look at I can lift weight above ppl double my weight,
 

Merlot

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It's genetic, no matter what the muscle monsters might think..

I loved winding the balloon muscle folk up esp back when I was in the factory, they'd give it all the lip etc come end of their first days the cunts could barely walk lmao
 

TheHulk11

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Just gave me ladies their first blast of this massive its smells like play dough lol fucking gorgeous man..had to take a few snaps couldn't help me sen lol
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Stacking it on now mate. What's that almost 5 weeks in now ? Not too much longer and you'll have a really nice big harvest on your hands, smoke and money probs sorted for a cpl weeks lol, I can't fucking wait till mine in September ffs
 

Roobarb

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not with the sun in the UK I have put many plants out side over the years and they have all been shit problem in the UK buy the time the dark nights come the sun is shit so it s fine while vegging but just not strong enough when it starts flowering even 8 week strain was shit compared to same strain grew indoors
Agreed. That's why(In prev post I said) Jorge Cerv's book and then the curtains and poly panels in the roof and a blow heater for real wet periods. It can be done.
After that I got a Mercury light. 175watts . You think magnetic ballasts are noisy now.
If you left it on the floor it could easily be heard downstairs
Piece of shit though. Prob on par with CFL. Great for veg
 

R3l@X

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Hate fucking being short 0.02 of a coin short fucking rates mad that they take off u fucking wankers first localbitcoins then the mining n all that shite now I've to wait another week
 

abe supercro

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started season 2 true detective. something about land scheme corruption, revolving around nu hi speed rail system togo thru central ca. you don't want to look hungry. never do anything out of hunger, not even eating.
 

abe supercro

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lookin at a hi of 24c. it's only 10c./5:30am now.

hbo's tru detective season 2- choice cinematography. dark content all around, tight soundtrack.. like that t bone burnett. multiple directors thru season, but the same writer for all epi both seasons. just watched ep 1, western book of the dead, twice, layered w some slow spots but shows promise; plenty o tits.had to rewind for quiet plot line dialogue. acting mediocre, writing better. good eerie vibe
 

newuserlol

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kin el its on today, kicking off in france some1 beheaded n they tried to blow up some factory, n just read theres been a attack on a tunisian tourist hotel spose to be a few dead dunno how many brits? but happy fucking holidays shiiit.
 

Mastergrow

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kin el its on today, kicking off in france some1 beheaded n they tried to blow up some factory, n just read theres been a attack on a tunisian tourist hotel spose to be a few dead dunno how many brits? but happy fucking holidays shiiit.
Kicking off over here too, do u know the big bonfires the Orangemen build for the 12th of July? They get lot on the 11th night, well over the last 2 days 2 off them in different places have been set alight early, if u have any idea what over here's like that fucking sacrilege lol, someone's goina be killed. Hope they burn fucking more off them lol
 

newuserlol

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Kicking off over here too, do u know the big bonfires the Orangemen build for the 12th of July? They get lot on the 11th night, well over the last 2 days 2 off them in different places have been set alight early, if u have any idea what over here's like that fucking sacrilege lol, someone's goina be killed. Hope they burn fucking more off them lol
i member you telling me about it over there mg ages ago n them march's etc fuck that!

was just looking at pics of the poor cunts over in tunisia barricading themselfs in there hotel rooms fuck that must be some scarey shit, you got ragheads running about with AK's n all you got is a pair of flipflops to throw at em.....
 
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