All Ye Rejoice. Whatever Woes Ye, Over It Be.

[neosapien]

It's the season of the stone fruits. Laugh and rejoice with me at all of the world's follies as we eat cherries, be merry and gay and spit peach and nectarine pits at hipsters and trucks with confederate flags. Oh yes, ain't life grand.

 

[mr sunshine]

Drink more water.

 

[Metasynth]

I had a peach and 53 cherries yesterday.

 

[neosapien]

I am eating Cherries right now! They have water in them, no?

Also just went down on the wife, so were tit for tat with the peaches too Meta.

 

[Metasynth]

Are plums the dirty bastard-child of the stone fruits?

I fucking hate 'em. Even good sweet plums are shitty.

 

[Singlemalt]

Are plums the dirty bastard-child of the stone fruits?

I fucking hate 'em. Even good sweet plums are shitty.

Then they are called prunes

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Are plums the dirty bastard-child of the stone fruits?

I fucking hate 'em. Even good sweet plums are shitty.

I could go for some plums right now.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Pinworm]

I've been fighting the urge to raid my neighbor's strawberry patch. They look so good...

 

[Metasynth]

I could go for some plums right now.

freak...

 

[neosapien]

I'd stick my penis in Megan Fox. I wouldn't buy her dinner first though.

 

[Metasynth]

I've been fighting the urge to raid my neighbor's strawberry patch. They look so good...

You can raid my chocolate covered strawberry patch anytime you want.....

 

[Singlemalt]

I'd stick my penis in Megan Fox. I wouldn't buy her dinner first though.

cuz of the toe-thumbs?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I just finished beating off. It was quite a quest, I almost shit my pants in the middle of it! Try stumbling to the bathroom with a handful of half people and your shitter about to erupt.... Definitely more fun than just any regular session

 

[neosapien]

cuz of the toe-thumbs?

She's got toe-thumbs! I'd still do her. I wouldn't call her a cab after though. "Get to walking with them toe-thumbs ya broke bitch!"

 

[UncleBuck]

there is one single cherry on the three cherry trees i planted this year.

brb.

 

[UncleBuck]

@BIRDS

FUCK YOU!

 

[mr sunshine]

@BIRDS

FUCK YOU!

sorry.

 

[Singlemalt]

sorry.

Shoulda said "lo siento", now I'm starting to think you are Canadian

 

[mr sunshine]

Shoulda said "lo siento", now I'm starting to think you are Canadian

I'm sorry senior malt..yessicas blowjobs are making me soft.