Hookers and Hoes...

Metasynth

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So, I really hate working.

It just, like, y'know...sucks!



So I was thinking I could find a couple hoes, and put them up in a motel, then list 'em on hooker websites, and BOOM! We just make the money come to me. Wouldn't that be a sweet, pimp situation? I mean, all the girls gotta do is fuck and suck, and we all live happily every after...





THOUGHTS????????
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
So, I really hate working.

It just, like, y'know...sucks!



So I was thinking I could find a couple hoes, and put them up in a motel, then list 'em on hooker websites, and BOOM! We just make the money come to me. Wouldn't that be a sweet, pimp situation? I mean, all the girls gotta do is fuck and suck, and we all live happily every after...





THOUGHTS????????
Be very careful how you set it up. You know Calif business regs; vacations, health care, employee taxes, etc. Then the county, city permits and taxes, bed taxes.
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
No no no....This isn't how it works..I have no Hooker401k plans.

I thought this was going to be a LOT easier!
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
I think I gotta take a step back for a minute....

Maybe I should just start with one hoe, one hotel room, and one pre-paid cell phone....
 

mr sunshine

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get out of here with that shit, a motel? i remember the first prostitute i ever fucked was through a guy i met in a motel 6 parking lot in downtown sac. the proper way to do it is to fly out to south korea, there are a lot of prostitutes out there. what you need to do is bring back 10 of them with you. now you need to rent out nice hotels or upscale apartments. you need to have a translator or something and tell them that they can make much more money in the united states. they go around 2/300 dollars out here when theyre only getting like 60 dollars out there. all you need to do is make sure they keep selling their pussy. make sure you dont give them any money either because once they make enough for the day theyll call it quits. you need to take most of the profit for yourself. just run your own escort agency and be the booker since you speak english, these chinks ive fucked hardly even speak english but they get the job done good. they even fuck you in traditional asian styles. they do that little squat while theyre sucking your dick and rubbing their pussy, they even do asian cowgirl and shit.
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