The UK Growers Thread!

[newuserlol]

i lived in a small village up in norfolk for yrs as a youth, was fuck all to do there 2 shops n a pub closest signs of life for miles lol use to be shitloads of mushrooms about the area we where always abit scared to pick em ourselves so would buy em of the older lads, think it was 100 for a 5er they would have em frozen in sandwich bags.

anyway use to make a tea with em, just put the mushrooms in the end of some womens tights and brew them in boiling water on the hob, proper mashing it down to get all the juice out would end up with the blackest vilest tasting cup of tea but fucking el that was you tripping your nut off for 8-12hr, full on visuals and proper off ya nut.

a few kids went proper mad tho from them, i spose there was underlining mental issues but i remember a couple of lads who ended up in the nuthouse etc

 

[zeddd]

you have to see it to believe it. something along those lines zedd? lol

i have an addictive personality, i can never try anything harder than weed, i swear i'd be one of those people to go on a trip and never want to come back.

well if its bang for ya bucks its smack every day lol but acid trip and dmt trip are very dif, u can trip anf half an hour later be back at work or on the beach if your french

 

[medicropper07]

And you wonder why relax turned 2 the dark side

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Yeh shrooms are fun man the last in had we dried em out ground them up and put them in caps lol worked a fucking treat we didn't have many tho so it was a very mild buzz was nice tho lol

 

[newuserlol]

was reading yday i think it was that shorty guzman has escaped again, they reckon he had a tunnel dug out for him, not just some normal tunnel no the media reckon it was lit,ventilated even had a bloody adapted motobike on rails so the cunt didnt have to walk lol

dunno how much to believe of it but makes for a good story anyway.

that would deffo be the way to go with the mushies ghet, this was near 20yr ago now im talking about didnt even think to dry em and do that.

 

[medicropper07]

Tip of the day

Do the rattle

And you can get off your heads on beer and weed every night of the year

 

[Mastergrow]

was reading yday i think it was that shorty guzman has escaped again, they reckon he had a tunnel dug out for him, not just some normal tunnel no the media reckon it was lit,ventilated even had a bloody adapted motobike on rails so the cunt didnt have to walk lol

dunno how much to believe of it but makes for a good story anyway.

that would deffo be the way to go with the mushies ghet, this was near 20yr ago now im talking about didnt even think to dry em and do that.

I read that story about that escape the other day, fukin mad lol.

I knew a few lads who use to make tea with their mushies the same way u say m8, I know another few lads who used to go to the forest with loads of bread and just eat mushie sandwiches lol.....fuck that shit, I mine eating a few big fuck off ones in the dam, nasty!

 

[ghb]

well pablo did build his own prison remember so it defo wouldn't surprise me. everything is cheaper over there remember and these are multi billionaires with liquid cash.

it'd probably happen over here to be fair if we had crims with as much money doing time

 

[newuserlol]

I read that story about that escape the other day, fukin mad lol.

I knew a few lads who use to make tea with their mushies the same way u say m8, I know another few lads who used to go to the forest with loads of bread and just eat mushie sandwiches lol.....fuck that shit, I mine eating a few big fuck off ones in the dam, nasty!

yeah its the second time hes escaped lol

i had the dam mushies years ago aswel proper nasty hay, first we had the truffles they wasnt so bad taste like bitter walnuts kinda, i also brought a box of big proper mushrooms tho and thought it would be a good idea 1 night to take whilst we where all smoking in the hotel room, then every cunt left the missus went asleep and i was left pacing the room naked with the porn channel on dodging these monsters all night, worst trip of me life that was lol

 

[TheHulk11]

i lived in a small village up in norfolk for yrs as a youth, was fuck all to do there 2 shops n a pub closest signs of life for miles lol use to be shitloads of mushrooms about the area we where always abit scared to pick em ourselves so would buy em of the older lads, think it was 100 for a 5er they would have em frozen in sandwich bags.

anyway use to make a tea with em, just put the mushrooms in the end of some womens tights and brew them in boiling water on the hob, proper mashing it down to get all the juice out would end up with the blackest vilest tasting cup of tea but fucking el that was you tripping your nut off for 8-12hr, full on visuals and proper off ya nut.

a few kids went proper mad tho from them, i spose there was underlining mental issues but i remember a couple of lads who ended up in the nuthouse etc

I remember those days mate doing the same thing except me and me mates picks our own. Boiled em and make a shitty tasting tea but tripped balls for hours on end. I'm going back 15 years now tho.

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Sound mad that does lool motorbike on rails fuckin cushto

Yeh mushroom tea is wank in gag on every gulp its worse cuz I can't stand mushrooms anyway lol they're fucking vile

 

[newuserlol]

I remember those days mate doing the same thing except me and me mates picks our own. Boiled em and make a shitty tasting tea but tripped balls for hours on end. I'm going back 15 years now tho.

same here hulk at least 15yr fucking depressing but more closer to 20yr lol

 

[TheHulk11]

well if its bang for ya bucks its smack every day lol but acid trip and dmt trip are very dif, u can trip anf half an hour later be back at work or on the beach if your french

Yeah I have to agree I've only done dmt once. But fuck me it was an intense trip but within 20 mins to half an hour I was back to normal and rolling a joint. Acid is a completely different trip and last a whole lot longer. Last time I had an acid tho was last year it wasn't the best, the time before that was 10 years ago when it was micro dots going around and fuck me I was out me tits for about 18 hours !!

 

[Mastergrow]

yeah its the second time hes escaped lol

i had the dam mushies years ago aswel proper nasty hay, first we had the truffles they wasnt so bad taste like bitter walnuts kinda, i also brought a box of big proper mushrooms tho and thought it would be a good idea 1 night to take whilst we where all smoking in the hotel room, then every cunt left the missus went asleep and i was left pacing the room naked with the porn channel on dodging these monsters all night, worst trip of me life that was lol

The dam was the first and the last time I tried them lol

 

[TheHulk11]

The dam was the first and the last time I tried them lol

I not tried em in the dam yet but I think I'll be getting me mate to try em for the first time when I'm there in September so I'll need to lead by example and take a load of the strongest I can find to set the bar lol

 

[newuserlol]

The dam was the first and the last time I tried them lol

i member me the missus and 1 friend cause the other wasnt allowed lmao cause his bird said no lol fuck no's what we where thinking going over there with gf's anyway but spose was a long time ago in me youth.

we ate one box of truffles in the shop between the 3 of us, 30mins later werent really feeling much so went back and ate another 2 box's between us, i remember the girl behind the counter laughing at us when we munchd the second batch and saying we would be mashed.

the hotel was a proper walk away too, all threw the shopping part and threw what seemed at the time all the busiest parts of dam lol we didnt even make it half way after munching the second lot and me missus at the time is freaking out badly, me pal is spewing and i was fine kinda lol and we wonder why they hate the brit tourist lmao

 

[Ghettogrower187]

The first time I ever had em was in a brew its was fun man but I only saw things when my eyes were closed I had these flying pigs coming past me but they had like them old style pilot goggles with the leather hats on lool and propellers strapped to their backs it was funny as fuck but then a big bad spikey mofo appeard with big tusks and all that and like turned into my face as he went past haha opened my eyes straight away man I was playing tekken as well and like panda looked like a right evil fucker

 

[newuserlol]

I not tried em in the dam yet but I think I'll be getting me mate to try em for the first time when I'm there in September so I'll need to lead by example and take a load of the strongest I can find to set the bar lol

did they not ban them for a while? only allowed truffles or something? was a very long time ago i took em over there.

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Bout 14 year ago our local headshop was.selling fresh mushies big.blue vieny fuckers they were good too me.and my mate went.for a trek on em was.a wicked night we out em on a pizza lmao

 

[TheHulk11]

did they not ban them for a while? only allowed truffles or something? was a very long time ago i took em over there.

Yeah it's just truffles now mate that's why I'm gonna have to hit the strongest straight away lol