Piss Test

MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

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I have to pass a piss test for a new job i'm starting.. thank god for synthetic urine. I use to quit smoking weed for about 30 - 35 days (i have low body fat) and drink loads of water and cran juice during that time frame. Then i would go and buy a self test kit and make sure i'm cool before i do the deed, but now i use this stuff called 'GoNumber1'. Last time i used this stuff was 8 months ago and i passed so hopefully i'm good to go. I'll let you guys know what happens.

I'm so stoned right now :blsmoke: haha
 
k-town

k-town

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where do you get this "GoNumber1" at?

Good luck on the the whole job thing!

peace
k-town
 
k-town

k-town

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LOL, that's some pretty cool shit I,ve seen the ones that are actually shaped like a dick before but never knew about this one.

Let's us know how it goes!

peace
k-town
 
Greyskull

Greyskull

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k-town said:
LOL, that's some pretty cool shit I,ve seen the ones that are actually shaped like a dick before but never knew about this one.

Let's us know how it goes!

peace
k-town
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The whizzinator. I think it was Onterio Smith who got busted wit that in an airport, right?

I used to have to take tests in college. The NCAA watches you drop your drawers and fill the cup on 2 days notice... I ate 2 boxes of Cert-O (fruit pectin stuff... used for making jams & jellies), took a bottle vitamin B12 (that shit burns you up!... over the 2 day period) and drank easily 5 gallons of water a day. I passed.

When the team doc tested, I used to have the kicker pee in a little travel shampoo bottle. I'd stick that in my drawers, walk to the training room, grab my cup, go to a stall (while being watched) and fill the cup. I passed three of those.

AND NICE JOB PASSING YOUR TEST.
 
tzell29

tzell29

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Hey Major, congrats on your successful test results. I knw a method a little cheaper. Called Magnesieum Citrate. I found out about it in the military, my recruiter turned me on to it. It only cost about $3 at yo local drug store. It has never fail me, only if u have proper notice.:peace:
 
HighPhi

HighPhi

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nice work major, we have some stuff in oz with some really weird name, hence not naming it here, i will try to find it though, that you take only 6 hours befor a test. its natural and what all the government ppl use here yto hide there habits. great for those day befor tests.
 
MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

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HighPhi i'm intrested in learning about that stuff you mentioned.:roll:
tzell29 i'll look into that Magnesieum Citrate for next time maybe...:blsmoke:

I start work in... 7.5 hours so yeah i got the job.:mrgreen:

Thanks for the responses guys.bongsmilie bongsmilie
 
k-town

k-town

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Gongrats on the job Major Toke, make sure you don't do like I did and take 2 blunts to the face before going to orientation. LOL

I went to orientation high as hell and I know everybody can tell I'm high, but the lady just kept orientated and never said nothing to me. So after a 30 minute orientaton at 9:00am I get to the store about 9:45am where I was assigned to work and am working on a car and the boss comes over looks under the car ( while talking on the phone ) gets back up and says " he don't look like it to me" then looks under again and ask me " did you show up to your orientation high this morning" and of course I say "no" and that was that

I didn't know whether he was a dumb ass square who didn't really know what being high looked like or if he was just being cool but scared the shit out of me, thought I was going to get fired on my first day.But as it turns out he did know he was just being cool because my brother also worked there and was one of the most respected employees but he was mad as FUCK but luckily the next day we got a new boss ( who not so luckily was a no-good no working, put his work off on everybody else while he goes to perform his peice of shit rock concerts PEICE OF SHIT!!!! )

I'm sure you won't be as dumb as I was but just thought I would share the story

Peace
K-town
 
MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

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I was in orientation today for 9 hours! What a long day... It felt damn good after i got home and rolled that first blunt, I just ate supper so it's time to roll another blunt.:blsmoke:
 
k-town

k-town

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Yeah it always feels good when you get home from a long days work and spark up some weed that you bought/grew with your hard earned money especially after taking a hot shower and getting all the shit off you ( I worked at a carshop )

I always smoke after dinner also as to not bring down my high by smoking before dinner

Well good luck with every thing Major Toke

Peace
K-town
 
abudsmoker

abudsmoker

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MajoR_TokE said:
I was in orientation today for 9 hours! What a long day... It felt damn good after i got home and rolled that first blunt, I just ate supper so it's time to roll another blunt.:blsmoke:
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2 blunts in one day? you need a new dealer call me 1.888.buds2go


congrats

i used a herbal tea for 4 years while on probation. i never failed but you cant smoke the last 24 hours
 
rob butts

rob butts

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i use this drink and pills called High Voltage you can get it at GNC, its liek a whole body cleansing thing, works for me. congrats major!
 
hi420

hi420

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alright my friend is a total dumb ass he has drug test coming up may 26th because hes been getting tested for over a year by court orders so anyways he decides to take 3 gbs last night and smoke half a blunt this morning i was like dude you ar so fucked over now but he was telling of a pill that cleans your system out.
 
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BaySmoke408

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I used Niacin, it makes your skin burn for a few minutes but if you take it with a bunch of water the day before and the day of. it worked for me
 
MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

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In one hour i have to go do another piss test. I already have my 'GoNumber1' kit on and i'm ready to go. Wish me luck!
 
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