fortunately, unfortunately game

[Pinworm]

I'm bored. Wanna play a game?

The way this works is someone posts something fortunate that happened, and the next person adds something unfortunate and / or a plot twist.

Example:
Someone brought space cake to celebrate.

Poster 1: Fortunately, the cake was chocolate, and tasty as fuck.
Poster 2: Unfortunately, it gave him bubblegut.
Poster 3: Fortunately, he drank some pepto and it subsided.
Poster 4: Unfortunately, the pepto wore off and he shit allover the back of his pants on his way home from work.

Easy right?

Okay, so I'll start:
Thursday was $2 wells night at the bar and some shitty cover band was playing.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Fortunately, we can do better than this crap ^^^^^^^^

 

[CC Dobbs]

Unfortunately I found myself here.

Fortunately I can leave.

 

[Metasynth]

Fuck all ya'll...I'm done.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Fortunately, that cantaloupe you spoke of had severe herpe's complex, and its all over your lips,eyes and nose! ROCK ON!

 

[UncleBuck]

Unfortunately I found myself here.

Fortunately I can leave.

unfortunately, i have to report you.

fortunately, i don't have AIDS in my asshole.

 

[BarnBuster]

unfortunately: I need a drink because of this thread

fortunately: I'll need more than one

 

[Pinworm]

Well, this was fun.

Back to trimming I guess...

 

[Metasynth]

Well, this was fun.

Back to trimming I guess...

I got love for you, Pinny.

You're still the best.

 

[BarnBuster]

at least you try, Pin

 

[Metasynth]

I dunno whether or not I want to go to the beach and lay in the sun...or slit my wrists and bleed out...It's just one of those days.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Fortunately I was able to jizz all over her FACE before the time ran out and I had to pay her more money

 

[Aeroknow]

Unfortunately, i found out later that she was actually a he

 

[BarnBuster]

Fortunately, Pin still had bump on the mirror when I went over to help him trim

 

[Gary Goodson]

Unfortunately Gary snorted it all up and even licked the mirror before anyone ever had a chance!





Whata asshole

 

[BarnBuster]

Fortunately, Clayton showed up with naked midget strippers and a case of bourbon and a re-up

 

[neosapien]

Unfortunately the midget stripper choked on a falafel and died.

 

[dangledo]

Fortunately her body was still warm

 

[tyler.durden]

Unfortunately, the midget had aids and the cops busted us for necrophilia. Now I'm in holding and I feel a cold coming on...

 

[BarnBuster]

Fortunately, Fin was in the cell with you and staged a puppet show and he let you use his hankey