The perfect present for your girl or wife

[ODanksta]

 

[CC Dobbs]

Reported as spam, and as a bad idea.

 

[ODanksta]

But they have a lock, so they can double as a chastity belt

 

[droopy107]

But they have a lock, so they can double as a chastity belt

Yep, my chastity. I'm with Dobbs.

 

[bravedave]

I was going to suggest a nice ankle bracelet...maybe with a ruby or diamond or two. Your's is Not a horrible idea...but I would not come home calling it a present.

 

[leftyguitar]

My dick-in-a-box.

 

[bravedave]

My dick-in-a-box.

Gag gift?

 

[leftyguitar]

Gag gift?

Nooo. It's the best gift.

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Diabolical666]

holy sheet i scrolled down to BW and spit my ciggie out! lmfao

 

[ttystikk]

Wow. Just... wow. I can't imagine anyone thinking this is the right way to handle it.

 

[vro]

Wow. Just... wow. I can't imagine anyone thinking this is the right way to handle it.

i know the best way to handle it is with a gun

 

[bravedave]

Wow. Just... wow. I can't imagine anyone thinking this is the right way to handle it.

Thinking that female reporter who got gang raped in the streets of Cairo a few years back may understand the utility. But yeah, not for prom night. (But then I have no daughters)

 

[ttystikk]

Thinking that female reporter who got gang raped in the streets of Cairo a few years back may understand the utility. But yeah, not for prom night. (But then I have no daughters)

Do you live your life in fear of the worst that could happen?

 

[bravedave]

Do you live your life in fear of the worst that could happen?

No. Not even sure how you could construe such a question from anything I said. Do you live your life unable to match your socks? My implication was that as strange as the product is, there could be certain applications that actually do make some sense. Like you, I assume, I am just not buying all the every day, put on your antiperspirant and your rape pants, uses.

 

[MoMoGrows]

Oh god that's just what we need; a club full of drunk women that don't remember if they set their rape pants to 2:00 or 5:30 and end up shitten themselves. But I guess nobody wants to rape a poopy woman anyways. BRILLIANT!

 

[ttystikk]

No. Not even sure how you could construe such a question from anything I said. Do you live your life unable to match your socks? My implication was that as strange as the product is, there could be certain applications that actually do make some sense. Like you, I assume, I am just not buying all the every day, put on your antiperspirant and your rape pants, uses.

The question was a general one, not directed at anyone for comment but more as food for thought.

 

[OddBall1st]

Oh god that's just what we need; a club full of drunk women that don't remember if they set their rape pants to 2:00 or 5:30 and end up shitten themselves. But I guess nobody wants to rape a poopy woman anyways. BRILLIANT!

That was F`n funny,...What do you think stops the chick from getting a mouth full ? Do they make a hat ?

Still laughing........over.

 

[bravedave]

The question was a general one, not directed at anyone for comment but more as food for thought.

Awww, then I might suggest you not pull a blue sock out of your drawer and wave it around like its a match for your red one. . I think most people calculate that when you hit reply on a post that you actually are replying to the post. Maybe just me.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

But I guess nobody wants to rape a poopy woman anyways. BRILLIANT!

Nobody? Speak for yourself, bro. Some of us don't mind.